Hanji: So, We Have To Get Through This Door Somehow. Erwin, Give Me Your Credit Card.

Man, Im so lost on my pathway after spm. I wish I am a cat who just sleeps all day :/

for his 10.10 birthday lololol

i'm back btw, i changed my phone so tumblr was deleted and i forgot about reinstall it until now

Watching Oppenheimer tonight illegally so that I can become an academic weapon (no, I wont start a nuclear bombing)

Says the person who wanted to take 75% of the shares and dissed engineers 😐

@thrilleddragon broke off our kl drift truce because she refused to split the money with me 💔

shit i’ve heard chemistry majors say

- *student in a lab coat, cutting in the cafeteria line* YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I DON’T HAVE A LOT OF TIME MY EXPERIMENT IS GOING TO CATCH FIREEEE

- *loud pop*    student, in very calm voice: well that was painful

- lab assistant, seeing me frantically pulling on gloves: oh no. what did you do now

- professor: come on guys, don’t hate on social sciences majors… it’s not their fault they were born this way

- so i was grading your tests last night. i wanted to kill someone.

- you have five minutes until the end of class to finish the test. but i want to go outside for a smoke, so three

- *section of lab report titled “applications of compound”* i heard that a drug cartel used it to dissolve bodies, should i list that?

- “i’m synthesizing this compound in my next lab class, what kind of stuff effects the success rate and yield?” “dunno man, it depends on your karma”

- based on my recent lab assignments, i have come to the conclusion that the professor wants me dead

- dude, Fehling’s solution contains glucose, what if it tastes like lemonade?   *proceeds to dip finger in and lick it*   well that was a disappointment. the potassium hydroxide makes it kinda bitter.

- professor: you’ll understand this concept in your fifth year   student: sir, this is a four-year program   professor: oh, then never

Ed: Here you are, Dad. A nice hot cup of coffee.

Roy: Oh, it’s cold.

Ed: Nice cup of coffee.

Roy: It’s horrible!

Ed: Cup of coffee.

Roy: I’m not even sure it is coffee.

Ed: Cup.

I watched it for the first time a few hours ago and I do not exaggerate when I say that it is a masterpiece.

Ever since I read the poem "A Meeting" by Wendell Berry, it made me think of them. Text is from that poem

Spoilers for episode 71/chapter 155 of Monster

To me it's like this