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Mina: How are you an idiot during class yet you work well on the fly?

Kaminari: Well it’s probably that adrenaline allows my brain to function how it should and because school only works for neurotypical people but no one will ever do anything about it.

Everyone: 😦

Chicken run quotes again

Kaminari: *Is sad because he had a successful plan that didn't make a difference*

The remaining Bakusquad and the rest of 1A: *Fighting in the background*

Kaminari, who had an idea: Shut up!

*everyone stops, surprised he was rude*

Kaminari had an idea

Kaminari: So I had an idea

Mina: Kaminari saying I had an idea has become the opening to too many shenanagins now.

Kaminari: No this one's good

Mina: What is it?

Kaminari: So to get rid of Minet-

Kirishima: I thought you were his friend?

Kaminari: Can I finish? Anyways we'll either need the help of Aizawa or Bakugou-

Bakugou: Why me?

Kaminari: I was about to explain. Anyways so you'll have to wear a dress to-

Sero: Who's wearing a dress?

Kaminari: Bakugou or Aizawa. We're trying to get rid of Mineta.

Sero: I volunteer.

Kaminari: Alright anyway-

Aizawa: Someone informed me Kaminari had an idea.

Kaminari: I give up.

(Bakugou and Kaminari on the roof)

Mina: Why are they looking down on u?

Sero: They like to feel tall

Kaminari: Bakugou has favorites

Mina: Proof?

Kaminari: Kirishima yelled at him and lived

Mina: Yeah but he has bf privileges

Kaminari: He let Sero off the hook for the same thing we did last week

Mina: Sero also pulls stuff less often. Face it. You’re just jealous he confessed to his bf first.

Kaminari: *crying* Why did I wait so long?

Bakugou: What did you three do?

Kaminari: I had a plan

Sero: I went to save him from his own stupidity

Kirishima: I just followed Sero

Bakugou: Sero is off the hook for saving his boyfriend and Kirishima is off the hook because he’s Kirishima

Kaminari: And you like him

Bakugou: I never said you were off the hook

(Cue Bakugou chasing Kaminari)

Joint class study study session

Pony, who has a strong American accent: Thrust

Kaminari: What?

Pony: The duck use it, the geese use it. Thrust.

Kaminari: I swear she’s speaking Japanese.

Momo: (sigh) thrust, Kaminari

Kaminari: Ohh yeah thrust.

(quote from Chicken Run)

idk man let’s see if this bagel has some worth

Sero: Kaminari you owe me

Kaminari: Since when?

Sero: I’m you’re boyfriend. Also I have a list of situations where you would have died without my help.

Kaminari: Fair. What do you need?

Kirishima: I had an idea

Bakugou: Does it involve murder?

Kirishima: No

Bakugou: Will it make Aizawa mad?

Kirishima: No

Bakugou: Will it involve Kaminari?

Kirishima: Yes but I’m bringing Momo

Bakugou: Fine. What is it?

Kirishima: Im going to McDonalds

Bakugou: With who?

Kirishima: Kam—

Bakugou: No

Sero: Kaminari where are you?

Kaminari, over the phone: I’m in the league of villains base executing a plan I made in the Burger King drive through

Sero: And?

Kaminari: I was not aware my plans worked.

Sero: oh mY GOSH

Kamisero in a fight

Kaminari: this is biphobic

Villian: What?

Kaminari: My boyfriend and I are bi and you're fighting us therefore you're biphobic

Sero: Babe that's not how this works

Movie Idea

Some hero franchise have at it.

Anyways so African American single mom with her very small child. They live in a poor neighborhood There was a lab accident a few years ago, the place is dangerous, etc. Child one day wanders into lab, somehow activates an old experiment, and is about to get themselves killed. Mom saves child, miraculously survives, gains powers. Uses powers to go against a large corporate owner who is using robots to destroy poor homes illegally so he can buy the land. She wins, reveals him, etc. Agrees to help the government in exchange for someone to take care of her son and the beginning of a program to help poor people. Ends with her monologuing about how accidents led to this, but she made the best of it and now can help people.

Klance writing

Broke: Denying Lance and Allura ever dated in favor of Klance

Woke: Keith comforting Lance after Allura's death amd they slowly fall in love.

Kaminari as That One Post I Saw

Kaminari: Bad news, Aizawa locked us out of the gym and left his keys in there

Kaminari: Good news, we don't have to wait for one of the other teachers to let us in.

Kaminari: Bad news, Aizawa is concerned why I know how to pick locks. I can't bear to explain how eight year old me thought it was a good way to get friends

Kaminari: Good news, a cute girl saw me do it and might think it's cool

Kaminari: Bad news, it's Jirou, she's a lesbian, and she's seen me fall out a tree after I short circuited, cry because a deer was too small, and knows I can ride a unicycle.

Absolutely

reblog if your page is a safe space for ppl who use neopronouns

WLW mood I think?

Some days you want to have a gf with a really wild aesthetic and sometimes you want to be the gf with a wild aesthetic.

Bakugou: *looks for for affirmation*

Endeavor: *gives him affirmation*

Bakugou: Error 404: response not found

KamiSero meeting

Kaminari: *points to Sero* You

Sero: What?

Kaminari: You are going to help me annoy all the people.

MHA chaos scale

*Flipping through MHA for someone non chaotic* On a scale of Momo

*Grabs a name from the Bakusquad* To Kaminari how chaotic are you?

Wanted: Some sanity

Reward: A mentally stable me who can actually handle trauma

Whoever summoned me needs to release me from this mortal prison so I can go back to the fiery pit from which I came.

Random Writing Prompt 8

AU idea

One is the secret agent who is undercover (or was supposed to be until the bouncer/barkeep messed it up)

The other is a very suspicious bouncer/barkeep who won't leave them alone and ends up getting dragged into the mess.

Random Writing Prompt 7

"And who are you supposed to be?" "Are you serious? Do you want to die?" "I don't care if I die or not, I care about who the somewhat attractive stranger in my house is."

Random writing prompt 6

You go to a con as a character from a not as popular anime. Someone recognizes the character and now you are talking. They are really cute and funny, and you may never see them again.

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"And what do we say when the situation isn't going as planned?"

"I'm too gay for this."

"No"

Things gremlins do

- Like caves/cubbyholes

- Hoard

- Like the dark

- All the blankets

- That 1 obsession

*Laughs in penguin*

At every household in the world, at the very same time, penguins appeared. Mostly harmless. But everyone who talked about it disappeared. We learned after the newscasters disappeared, and then the friend who mentioned it first, then everyone who posted it on FB. It’s beside me as I wri-