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Latest Posts by thoughtsofagremlin - Page 14
Sero: I have some concerns
Kaminari: Take a number
Hi tumblr, a few things on spirits after my possession by an eldritch witch that caused me to write a song.
The witch and song aren’t important they just helped me realize ideal spirit environments.
Spirits are attracted to ideas or experiences they can relate to or latch on to. They also prefer neurodivergent people because neurotypical people tend to block them out. Hopes this helps you and your spirit!
Bakugou: Why must you respond to everything?
Kaminari: I've discovered it's the best way to avoid existential dread. Is that a pidgin?
Midoriya: Today on Weird Facts For You, featuring me, Kaminari, and Tokoyami.
Midoriya: Between the three of us there is almost no weird fact we don't know.
Kaminari: Tokoyami, what's today's weird fact?
Tokoyami: There is a fungus that infects ants and turns them into zombies. These zombie ants will climb as high as possible before the fungus grows through their head and kills them.
Sero: Kaminari didn't sleep and now he's philosophical.
Kaminari: Look up at the stars and be grateful, for you were put in a place of life.
Tokoyami: W h a t
Mina: I'm not afraid of your wrath!
Bakugou: You should be.
Kaminari: People always told me college was going to be when no one cared and you could wear a blanket to class.
Kaminari: Well guess what? I’m wearing a blanket now to class and no one cares.
Bakugou: I hate Deku
Kirishima: Hate is such a strong word
Bakugou: Fine. I extremely dislike him.
Bakugou: What are you doing?
Kaminari: Reminding myself of what it’s like to not be traumatized
Bakugou: That’s ducktales
5 minutes later
Bakugou: Ducktales!
Kaminari: Woo-oo
The I-love-a-himbo squad: Uraraka, Bakugou
Said himbos: Midoriya, Kirishima
PSA!!! This applies to all fandoms!
Ok so I’ve seen a lot of people posting things that are against certain Headcannon/ship things. If it’s a safe headcannon/ship please don’t do this!
Safe do Not include things that:
- glorify pedos
- glorify abuse
- are racist
- are sexist
- just generically hateful towards a group of people
I get it’s supposed to go against toxic people but there are other ways to do that! It ends up hurting people who use that ship/Headcannon for comfort or enjoyment. Saying things like ‘it will never come true’ or ‘that character isn’t gay’ doesn’t help anyone. We know, you’re just making things more toxic.
Raising awareness about a Headcannon or ship is not being hateful. An example is clarifying something about a culture or illness (mental and physical) for writers or to dispel rumours and harmful stereotypes around something. If you aren’t sure whether it’s raising awareness or hateful, don’t post it!
This has been a PSA!
Bakugou: I take everything as a challenge
Kirishima: What about that time I dared you to be nice to Midoriya?
Midoriya: Is that why he didn’t hit me all day Monday and called me Izuku?
Aizawa: It has come to my attention that someone is running a UA incorrect quotes blog.
Class 1A: *Looks at Kaminari*
Kaminari: It was not me!
Iida: *nervous sweating*
Bakugo: Does this disturb you?
Mina: That’s kinds hot actually
Iida: You need Jesus
Kaminari: It’s disgusting to watch Kirishima and Bakugou cuddle.
Mina: You’re sitting in Seros lap?
Kaminari: Mind your business.
Mina: Let’s go to McDonalds kids!
Sero: No
Mina: You wouldn’t understand
Kirishima: Sure I will!
Mina: Alright…
Mina shows him the thing
Kirishima: There is nothing about this I understand
Tokoyami: Would anyone else be willing to join me in summoning a demon in the spirit of the American holiday Halloween?
Class 1a: Yes
Iida: As long as you do it responsibly!
Happy Halloween
Tokoyami: Master of discourse, what is your wisdom?
Kaminari: Hehe ADHD go brr.
Kaminari: And that is why schools need to take neurodivergent students into account.
The Mcdonalds lady giving him his nuggets: Sir are you ok?
Tokoyami: The world is a dark, broken place.
Kaminari: And? That's why you annoy as many people as possible.
Kaminari: Why do Americans have such weird stuff going on?
Pony: As an American I can tell you I have no clue either.
Ok so imagine Midoriya and Bakugou are fighting and they break something of Kaminari’s and he’s scary when angry
Bakugou, to Midoriya: I will destroy your bloodline
Kaminari: Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugou split this up right now
Bakugou and Midoriya: AAHHHH
Kaminari: I’ve seen things
Sero: You’re too short and I’m too tired for this
Kaminari: And THAT is why my mom was never home.
Midoriya: Welcome to the family issues club.
Me online: Sitting in the corner, making posts, occasionally causing discourse.
Me IRL: I hate people and the world and down with the billionares and leave me alone
Reasons I'm similar to Aizawa:
- No matter how much sleep it's never enough.
- I accidently adopted several children
- Why do you like me? I'm incredibly rude and sarcastic.
- Adopted by an extrovert
- No one can be mean to my kids/ insult my kids but me
- 90% of what I do is yell "no" at bad decisions and say "this is why we can't have nice things"
Kaminari: Tsuyu is my child.
Kirishima: explain?
Kaminari: I’ve known her since we were 2 when I got her to not be scared and after that I just adopted her.
Iida learning to drive: Okat I have to do this perfectly or we all die
Bakugou learning to drive: Yipee kei yay morons