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I was scrolling down and saw this. One of the few times I was funny
Iida, on his 5th cup of coffee: Am I woke yet?
Midoriya, crying: That‘s not what that means. You’re going to hurt yourself if you don’t stop.
Midoriya: I’m no longer allowed to make friends
Uraraka: What happened?
Midoriya: I overshared like an idiot
Prank war 5
Kaminari: We need you to decide who wins this war
Bakugou: Why should I?
Kaminari: If you don’t I’ll play the creeper song from my headset for a week whenever you train and that is a threat.
Bakugou: No
*one week later* Bakugou: Does almost dying not deter you?
Kaminari, clicking replay: Nope!
You thought the prank wars were over but you were wrong.
Mina: Will you quit?
Sero, with a long suffering sigh: What now?
Kaminari, gleefully pointing to a sheep: Fluffy horse with long ears.
Mina: He’s intentionally misidentifying creators to annoy me.
Kaminari, pointing to dark shadow: What a weird dog.
Bakugou: God I'm gay
Mina: Kirishima laugh again?
Bakugou: yeah
Mina: God you're hopeless
Already have, they’re called followers and they do this thing of liking the things I made for me and my friends alone.
You made a post on Tumblr.com and now you must face the consequences
Some person: What is your problem?
Sero: He has dumb gay disease
Kaminari: I have dumb gay disease
Response to homophobia 3
Homophobe: God hates the gays!
Kaminari: If he keeps my boyfriend out of heaven he’s going to have a lot to answer for.
Response to homophobia 2
Homophobe: God hates gays!
Kirishima: *gestures to Bakugou* Then why do men like that exist?
Response to homophobia 1
Homophobe: God hates gays
Bakugou: If he hates me that much he can peel himself off his throne of lies and fight me.
Sero: This has gone too far
Kaminari, preparing what looks like spaghetti: What on earth do you mean?
Sero: These pranks! They're getting annoying.
Kaminari, preparing his plans: They're hilarious.
Prank war continues
Kaminari: If I hear another song that has to do with electricity I will commit arson
Sero: Mina’s vengeance?
Kaminari: Yes. I now have a new prank to plan.
Mina: -kinda like Dracula
Kaminari: Saw that movie.
Midoriya: Read that book.
(from Ghosts of the Shadow Market)
Kaminari: Hehe
*approaching where Mina is peacefully sleeping*
Sero: What are you doing
Kaminari, whispering: prank war
*playing all star at full volume in Mina’s ear*
Kaminari to Mina: When I die I’m going to have Jirou teach my ghost music so I can annoy your ghost
Mina: I’ll just get Bakugou’s ghost to kill you again.
Bakugou: My ghost won’t associate with your ghost
(quote from six of crows)
Kaminari going to the dentist: Hope I don’t embarrass myself
The dentist making idle conversation: How are you feeling?
Kaminari: Gay
Shigaraki: You can’t do that! There are rules!
Dabi: Literally the only rule in this household is break rules.
Tokoyami: Being dark and sad inside? Overrated.
Tokoyami: Being dark and odd? Cool and fresh.
Bakugo: People need to stop trying to be my friend before I release the wrath of god upon you all.
Kirishima, hugging him: Sure you will.
Aizawa: MIDORIYA GET BACK HERE
Midoriya, off to commit bad decisions: THIS IS IMPORTANT
Kaminari, standing witness: I am very uncomfortable with the energy we’ve created in this studio today
Shoji: My hoodies always go missing
Tokoyami: I’m not the only one who steals them.
Midoriya: You and Iida always have giant hoodies that are soft so everyone just raids your closets
Kirishima, sitting in Bakugou’s lap: I don’t know how but some of them still think I’m straight
Kaminari: They‘re just in denial. By now most of us are at least a little gay.
Mina Kaminari and Kirishima, chanting: Gay gay homosexual gay
Tokoyami: What cult is this?
Sero: I don’t know but I want to join
Bakugou: Everyone’s like oh what’s your sexuality
Bakugou: Idk I just know I like Kirishima
Kaminari: yeah I’m an idiot
Some unsuspecting person: Don’t say that!
Kaminari: Do you really want me to show you?
Person: uhhhhh….
*insert stupid thing Kaminari does here*
Sero, finding out: Not again
Since most of tumblr doesnt like the cruela movie I have a rewrite suggestions so buckle up boys and girls.
- Cruela is an orphan
- still has two male friends, they meet when they try and fail to pickpocket her
- become the heist trio
- cruela has fashion dreams
- fashion designer does something Cruela hates and she wants to show anger
- begs friends to do heist
- they plan a big heist and pull it off
- heists start getting bigger and bigger
- really big heist that Cruela believe will help her start her own fashion business
- they do the heist
- business costs more than anticipate, steals part of the cash from other two
- falling out, argument about treating them like henchmen and Cruela says she’s the brains behind it
- they leave and cruela plans a new heist with hired help to prove she can
- they’re stealing a rare animal
- starts doing more and more heists for clothing stuff and shows empire growth
- ends her planning to steal 101 dalmations.
- heists and damage metaphor for capitalism or something you decide
what do you think?
We’re hilarious you’re just a rat. Rats don’t get a sense of humour
do you ever laugh, or at least chuckle, at someone else's post but then you decide to say something cynical or cryptic to cover up the fact that you were somewhat entertained by someone other than yourself ??
tldr; ur a tsundere
You guys got weird assumptions about me - you guys make me smile, sometimes even chuckle, even GIGGLE sometimes. Sometimes.
The person who first makes contact with aliens is going to be some Tumblr fool and they’re going to do it with a RickRoll.
Kirishima shopping for hair dye: Don’t be sad go dye your hair.
Dabi, also shopping for hair dye: Don’t be sad go dye your hair
Both: Don’t be sad go dye your hair