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once I figure out how to pop my shoulders properly it’s over for you clowns

One thing everyone gets Wrong is Sampo and Gepard drinking. I know everyone thinks Sampo drinks a bunch and is a heavyweight while Gepard doesn’t drink and can’t handle alcohol but. Think.

Gepard grew up in a noble family, and nobles will have parties with lots of alcohol a lot for no particular reason, and he’s a soldier. There is no way he doesn’t drink. Sampo, meanwhile, spends 90% of his time in the Underworld, which is constantly short on supplies let alone something like alcohol. What they do have is probably watered down or really expensive.

What I’m saying is Sampo is three shots in dancing on the table while Gepard is eight shots in and can hold decent conversation.

Parents continue to roast people better than we ever could.

Mom: Why does my child always act like something from out of a Stephen King novel?

Dad: Because she’s a clown (like the one from IT)

thank your local trans girl for being alive right now

Need someone who will respond to my “I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS A WHORE HOUSE” with “IT’S NOT A WHORE HOUSE IT’S A WHORE HOME!”

“cory booker is not actually accomplishing anything” I need you to stop being a pessimistic hag every second of ur life. u can be disillusioned. u can wish there was more done already. but this is SOMETHING!! he has broken the longest senate speech record and has been standing up for americans (and against a fascist racist oligarchy) for over 25 hours straight. hundreds of millions have and are watching him. HE is the news cycle. he is reading democratic and republican testimonies alike. people are hearing him, whether they chose to or are forced to!!!!!!! will it solve all our problems? no. but it is a Spark that will hopefully catch flame

Mina: What would you do if I told you to hand over your pronouns?

Kaminari: Oh cool here you go.

Sero: Don’t you know there’s a shortage?

Kirishima: What’s a pronoun?

Bakugou: I don’t know why I hang out with you all.

Bakugou: Why did you help me? I’m a jerk.

Kirishima, internally: Don’t say it’s because you love him.

Kirishima: It’s because I love you.

Kirishima, internally: No!

Bakugou: I love you too.

Kirishima, internally: Yes!!

I won <3

Sometimes Tumblr gives you the option to boop people and now you and your friend are at war spamming each other’s boop buttons and notifications

(@whateverwhocares6)

My wife is in tumblr <3