Why Was Seawatt Kind Of Sassy

its 2025 bring back oppa marriage style

[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?

SCOUT WHAT R U DOING

imagine being parkour champion and you dont even know what rain is

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

Originally I was against this idea because it would be extremely messy if you sauce your pasta. However, upon reflection, I realized one could put the sauce in a cup and simply sip after each fistful. I will now be implementing this method immediately!

we need to go back to eating spaghetti the traditional way. no more of this fork and spoon nonsense

I hate when people draw humanoid versions of Bill Cipher to make him have sex with Ford NO give me the triangle ITS A LOT HOTTER that way. Imagine the things he can do.......yall are uncreative!! He could spawn some fucked up tools he could brainfuck with Ford. Bill is EVIL and DISGUSTING and a FREAK make him have sex in an evil disgusting freak way!!!!! Fuck

Tldr: humanoid Bill makes my dick shrink

Tldr²: i am aroused by geometric shapes

Parkour Civilization 1 is about how capitalism incentives the people living within it to keep moving up its ranks (even though it’s functionally impossible to do so), believing they’ll be safe if they just get a bit richer, only to be in a situation that’s even more difficult to maintain. How one bad fall can cost you everything, and how it’s much easier for the rich to avoid making that fall.

Parkour Civilization 2 is about getting betrayed by queercoded bitches (you are parkour Jesus Christ).

i had a dream i put some mcdonalds french fries in my pocket and when i went to grab them and they had transformed into a box of marlboro cigarettes. nice fucking symbolism dream banksy i just wanted a snack

after running this blog since 2021 i have decided to quit this whole shit. yesterday i was visited by the ghost of henry the 8th who convinced me to abandon everything and get into crypto trading. after a life changing TED talk by the late monarch, i’ve decided to host a violent melee to determine the new mod of this place. i’ll turn the entire thing over to the winner. sign up here for details!