This Has Middle School Vibes

Am I writing a self-insert Hurt/comfort for myself that will probably never see the light of day? Yes. 

Is it also for a fandom that I can barely keep up with because I can’t pay for a subscription to watch it? Yes.

reblog if you think gay marriage is legal in bikini bottom

Reblog to drop jk rowling into an active volcano

THANK YOU! ❤️❤️❤️

11. With Price!

SMUT PROMPTS: Price Drabble; “Tying Them Down As Punishment” (Male!Reader) - NSFW UNDER THE CUT

Price huffed as he tested the silk ropes that held his wrists to the headboard of the bed, finding that they’re tied firmly—realistically, he could get out of them if he truly wanted to, but he knows he needs to follow your rules. You hold a bullet vibrator in your hand and you him as you turn it onto a medium setting. “Oh, c’mon, honey..” John complained, his pupils dilating as he eyes the vibrator in your hand.

You grinned as you pressed the vibrator against the length of his cock, earning a sharp gasp from Price. “Jesus—!” He curses, his hips immediately jumping—either away or towards the sensation, he doesn’t know. “All this because you wanted to jerk me off under a table..” You making a tsking noise, John’s desperate gasps nearly overpowering your voice. “fUck, love—I’m, I’m sorry, mMh, I’m sorry!” John pleads. It’s too much, it’s not enough, he needs more-

You sigh and watch the way he moans and twitches, his wrists aching to get out of his restraints. “Are you, though? Even after I came all over your hand, you kept going. Was one load not enough for your greedy mouth?” You growl, focusing the vibrator on his tip. John can’t help but cum, a broken moan leaving his lips as his cock spurts out cut across his stomach and chest-you loved “punishing” John for being uncharacteristically greedy.

I wanted to take part in the 'which of these DIDN'T happen' trend (like a month late lol) but I couldn't think of something I knew enough about to make a poll for but I finally got it!

I'm sure someone else could make a better one but for my followers and moots (especially ones who aren't into star wars) I'm excited to see ur answers!

Honestly, thank god for the tumblr version of humans are weird/space orcs/whatever. I love the stories I read on here about discovery and interaction between different species and how cool space is. Every time I try to go to reddit (into the r/HFY one, which is supposed to be the same thing), all I get usually is stories of human's deadly military in space.

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

When your laptops camera equality is so bad that your friends think they’re looking at an oil panting if you stay still long enough.

THANK YOU!!!

In like the nicest way possible, she/her and she/they users, DNI

I’m sick and tired of blocking you guys because I’m not comfortable with your interactions. It’s not hard to understand that male readers are, shockingly, for male readers only.

Leave my work and account alone. Leave the tag alone.

Female readers have been present and overrunning fandoms forever, let the guys have their personal things for once! It’s uncomfortable having you interact with me and my work and the tag meant for males specifically!