I NEED IT NOW!!!

"My child is fine"

No, they aren't. They are singing and dancing around in the living room, pretending to be a newsboy striking.

I literally just saw Mr. Ben Tyler Cook, (HIS CHARACTER) get shot in the face.

Crazy day.

ARCH DONALDSON!!!

If this is some April fools bs I’m gonna lose it.

yo wait we up as fuck rn??????

CALVIN AND HOBBES MENTIONED

GUYS IM WATCHING THE NEW PENGUIN EPISODE FOR BEN COOK AND NOW HIS NAME IS CALVIN AND MY FUCKED UP BRAIN REALIZED HE COULD SO EASILY PLAY A GROWN UP CALVIN FROM CALVIN AND HOBBES

“What if I told you I’m a mastermind?”

What if I told you that I’m in your house?

Went and saw Billie Eillish live in Toronto yesterday. I fear I will never recover.

I think I speak for all of us when I say “I love slutty men.”

Even as a Canadian, my heart breaks for those who have lost their basic rights due to election result. We as a society are moving backwards. Please open your eyes to the needs of those around you and be kind to others. Praying for all of the woman, parents, grandparents, queers, and alias alike. Don’t stop fighting.

seeing pictures of Kamala supporters crying is so gut wrenching because those are women crying because they've lost control over their own bodies and choices. those are mothers and fathers crying because they're terrified of their daughters' futures. those are queer people crying because they fear their lives. my heart goes out to everyone indefinitely suffering under the regime of that piece of shit.