Ok, Look, This Is Going To Sound A Little Weird, But Sarah And Jack Are A Bit Kinky.

Your role in life is to serve, and make yourself useful to your Superiors. Work hard on yourself so you can be a the best servant you can be.

And all you could do was stand there, as everyone looked at them, and at you, in shock – and then they erupted in applause and laughter.  It was the most shameful and embarrassing moment of your life.