Marcille When She’s Finally Out Of The Dungeon And Eating The Most Mediocre Non-monster Food

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

well would you guess who’s an honest-to-god prophet now! it’s me! it’s that or i’m getting stupid good at manifestation, OR it’s some coincidence that i dreamt about it and then it happened. farewell data science waiting list!!! you have served me well.

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...

pushing daisies really was a modern retelling of orpheus and eurydice in which they knew they wouldnt make it out of the underworld so instead they simply built a life together on the stairs

Shouting this at all the tumblr porn bots that have been following me

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