Inspired by the Infinity War cast drawing their own characters.
Bob: Just draws his face with emphasis mainly on the chin. Live audience hoots.
Helen: Draws Jack-Jack instead because he can’t draw himself and she claims drawing herself is too hard. Live audience awws.
Dash: Has finished his drawing before the commercial break began. He tries to draw himself with more muscles. Live audience chuckles.
Lucius: Draws himself/Frozone in Elsas gown and goes, “I couldn’t find my supersuit.” Audience cackles. Violet and Dash can’t breathe. Buddy, Bob, and Winston are laughing their butts off as is Helen.
Violet: Pretended to be drawing but the page is blank. She shrugs as she reveals it and says, “I’m using my powers here. I’m sorry but you gave me the opportunity to use this joke and I was finally able to, so thank you.” Bob, Lucius, Buddy, Winston, and the talk show host laugh their butts off. Audience in hysterics.
Buddy: Reveals a beautifully detailed drawing of Syndrome that no one could have finished in less than a commercial break and goes, “I didn’t draw this, here’s what I actually drew,” and it’s a marker drawing of Syndrome, his hair larger than it was in the film. It’s the only part colored in. There’s a stick figure with an arrow pointing at it that says, ‘Mr. Incredible’ and he’s surrounded by zero-point energy. “That is me vaporizing you.” He says to Bob. Audience is even in more hysterics.
Mirage: Tries her best to draw white hair on a white sheet of paper. Her face and eyes are huge, her nose is small, and she had no time left to draw the rest of her body. Audience applauds her effort.
Winston: Reveals a well-detailed drawing of himself in a suit. He admits he likes to draw a little in his spare time. Audience applauds a bit louder because they weren’t expecting much.
Evelyn: “Alright guys, here goes nothing…” Shows audience a half-assed stick figure with her haircut colored on it. Audience applauds her for trying.
Voyd: “Now I wish I could become invisible so I can pull off that joke, because I’m terrible at this.” Shows audience a drawing of her face with hair and lips colored in. There’s a ‘V’ drawn below her head. “I tried guys.”
Edna: “Edna, you’re a fashion designer, you sketch a lot in your profession. I reckon this is gonna be the best out of all of them.” Entire casts agrees. “Oh, yes, absolutely.” Edna smirks and says, “Prepare yourselves darlings,” and she shows them a professionally drawn fashion sketch of herself. “It’s marvelous, isn’t it?” Audience applauds the loudest for this one.
be nice to my good girl :’’’’)
(And you can read all my other Voyd comics here!)
Yes i'm so excited!
Announcing the first Swan Queen Supernova challenge!
We are your friendly neighborhood longfic challenge, in the tradition of big bang challenges everywhere, including our very own Swan Queen Big Bang challenge (run by the lovely damelola and writetherest for four successive editions before they hung up their boots).
Our mission is to produce collaborative fanworks between our fandom’s writers and artists — original SQ fanfiction (10,000 words minimum) and accompanying fanart or fanvids.
Sign-ups begin on July 20, reveals mid-December.
Are you ready?
Sally Field playing matchmaker for Adam Rippon and her son, Sam Greisman. Greisman shared a portion of a text exchange between him and his mom that appears to reveal his crush on the Olympic figure skater. As Greisman mused about how he would even ask Rippon out, Field texted her son, “Sam… he’s insanely pretty. Find a way.”
this is so fuckinh funny
thanks I needed this
My dear girls who love girls,
If you are the kind of girl who gets extremely flustered whenever you talk to a cute girl, please know that you’re not “embarrassing” - you are super duper cute and there are plenty of girls who will think your “awkwardness” is the most adorable thing they have ever seen.
Many of us feel stupid when we get nervous, blush, giggle too much, stumble over our own words, temporarily forget how to talk around pretty girls… but when other girls do that, we instantly fall in love with them!
So, next time you think you completely embarrassed yourself - just know that you are actually heart-melting adorable.
With all my love,
Your Tumblr Mom
all the best found family stories end with them all living together in the same place and continuing to have adventures together and just, like, hang out as a group. 2012 avengers fanfics were RIGHT when they took that concept and ran with it so everyone had their own floor in the tower and participated in weekly movie nights and cuddle piles. that’s EXACTLY what i want to see.
How it feels to read a really good fic and find the author has dozens more like it
@StarkSon by aatticsaltt
p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon
none of yall were raised by the owner of a billion dollar, international tech conglomerate and it rly shows because u act like ppl wouldnt have tried to kill/kidnap me if they knew i was A Thing
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p.a.s. me the soda @StarkSon
you guys hate this tweet bc u kno im right. im literally painting a target on myself for u guys, ur welcome, i hope u enjoy my twitter bc it may be the last thing i do
Warehouse 13 + text posts: part 1. [Part 2]
from red to violet by carastina
Like a rainbow, it spreads before me. // 30prompts: Michelle/Peter.