A Very Merry Lurlinemas Eve

You: Who broke the coffee pot? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Cass: I did. I broke it.

Y/N: No. No, you didn’t. Dick?

Dick: Don’t look at me, look at Jason.

Jason: What?! I didn’t break it!

Dick: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Jason: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Dick: ...

Dick: Suspicious.

Jason: No, it’s not!

Tim: If it matters, probably not... Steph was the last one to use it.

Stephanie: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Tim: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Stephanie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Tim!

Cass: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Y/n.

You: No! Who broke it?!

Damian: Y/n, Duke has been awfully quiet-

Duke: REALLY.

Damian: Yeah, really!

Duke: OH MY GOD-

(yelling ensues)

Y/N: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and Bruce's head on a stick.

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this might sound really mean spirited but i think they should put at least one Zoya wink in every season of s&b because the bloopers of sujaya struggling to wink properly from s1 are absolute gold

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Happy 103rd Birthday James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes! (March 10th, 1917) (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧★

This was too brilliant to not share with you all.

the arcana icons

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Glinda: What? What are you saying? You mean all this time… the two of you… behind my back…

Elphaba: No, Glinda it wasn’t like that

Fiyero: Actually, it was…but it wasn’t…

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Saga!!! on ICE (part 2).

this is the best thing i’ve seen in weeks

taken from the poto broadway instagram