Yeah. They Just Love Those Roast Beef Sliders. Practically Begged Me For Some.

Yeah. They just love those roast beef sliders. Practically begged me for some.

I thought it would be safer to just take them to Arby's myself since they can't reach all the buttons needed to fly the elevator.

You said your middle name is Winslow and my middle name is kinda similar it's willow ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

And I like your bedroom and your smile and cheekbones. Your really feminine and handsome and sexy which is my type but im too young and you probably gonna be disgusted that Im 16 bye

That took a left turn quick! Haha!

But seriously, ew.

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4 years ago

I'm not gonna lie I was the one that started the bullying thing but I didn't know they was gonna get butthurt and deactivate their account. I thought people had bigger balls and tougher skin nowdays

I really hope you didn't think you were gonna get a pat on the back or a cookie for your honesty and confession. You went at a child for no reason. Even worse, you orchestrated it. I know quarantine is boring but I'm sure you can find better and more productive hands on things to do with your time. And if not then use that time to do some self-reflecting, because you need it. What you did was really lame, and you can take that personally.

Now, don't bother me again. I'm getting ready for bed.

4 years ago

What are some things that help you sleep at night? I suffer kind of with anxiety and depression and nothing really calms me enough for sleep

I'm sorry you're having trouble sleeping. I used to have that problem when I first opened my factory because I had so many new ideas and nerves running through my body.

If I could suggest a white noise, storytelling or an audio book app, those always help me. The best ones, I think, are vintage and oldies music live streams with rain put over them. Some good free apps and YouTubers that stream music and white noise 24hrs:

Nemo's Dreamscapes (YouTube, and the best one, in my opinion)

Chilling (Scary storytelling app, if you're into that sort of thing)

Yellow Brick Cinema (YouTube)

Relax Rain (App)

The Relaxed Guy (YouTube)

Dream Musicas (YouTube)

Sleep Radio (App)

Free Books And Audio Books (App)

I recommend taking a hot bath with any oils, bath bombs or epsom salts beforehand since baths ease folks into a more relaxed state of mind. Also, Aromatherapy products are excellent for induced sleep. I hope these help you and you find a solution that works! I'm curious. Let me know! Goodnight and sleep tight.

4 years ago

Donau is very beautiful, very tasty looking. My Oompa Loompas could probably whip some up!

Nobody:

Absolutely no one in the world:

You: Good morning my little chocolate chips!

..

(Ilysfm ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)

Well, everybody likes chocolate chips and if anyone doesn't then they need their head checked.

4 years ago

Goodnight world.


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3 years ago

Have you tried the BTS meal Mr wonka?

Ew. What have I told you about asking me about McDonald's food?

Never do that, 'kay?

4 years ago

#gettinganewcanesoon ๐ŸŽฉ

4 years ago

Daddy wonka

Daddy Wonka
Daddy Wonka
4 years ago

Thank you. I think.

Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.

Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.

I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.

- Willy Wonka ๐Ÿซ

Just Had Some Kid Message Me About Being Allegedly Bullied By Some Of My Followers, I Blocked Him.
4 years ago

Maybe, but you came at me first. Why are you always on the defensive whenever I talk about Alice? She's a terrible girl who doesn't know up from down or left from right half the time. She spiked your tea, what more evidence do you need? I think your top hat is a little too tight, Tarrant.

I'm sorry for our little fight earlier. This new herbal tea I'm drinking has me acting strange. Emphasis on herbal. I think Alice spiked it

All is forgiven. And since we're apologizing, I'm sorry for telling Edward that you're a no good gap tooth tea-drinking scallywag. Heh.

I'm not sorry for my comments about Alice, though. I stand by them, and now you see what I mean for yourself. She's clearly got you tripping off the herbs. What is it this time? Opium Poppy? Tsk tsk.

4 years ago

Ok then here you go:

It's the cover of take me home, country roads by Kira Lise. She put that whole thing in a minor key. It's so sad but so beautiful and makes me longing for something I can't explain

Even though you were right about it not being my cup of tea, it is a very beautiful song.

I listened to this cover and then the original. I kind of prefer this version. It's more somber, puts you in a headspace that the original doesn't, in my opinion.

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