You Know You Really Shouldn't Beg, It's Not Becoming Of You.

Have you tried the BTS meal Mr wonka?

Ew. What have I told you about asking me about McDonald's food?

Never do that, 'kay?

Oh, yeah, well it's simple.

1.: I'm weird and curious what it feels like

2.: I'm curious about 1: those gloves you wear all the time and how they feel and 2: if your hands are like I imagine them

These gloves don't come off, but you can touch them if you'd like.

Just no bare hand to hand skin contact, corona is still going around as well. We can't risk it.

How old are you we wanna know? #questionsthatkill 😭

I found a silver hair, how old would you consider me to be? That's the big question, my dear.

You just look like it. Don't get me wrong, but your hair gave me the idea you might hate spiders.

Spiders move so fast and almost always towards one and you'll have me crying and having panic attacks and hiding in the bathroom whenever I see one. Even if it's just one of those little city spiders.

Eurgh, Spiders are disgusting.

Yes, you- wait a minute, rewind. My hair gave you the impression that I'm afraid of spiders? Is that supposed to be some sort of insult? What's wrong with my hair?

But grandpa joe said he worked for you 20 yrs ago

Yes, and 20 years ago I would've been 22, when he was working at my store on Cherry Street.

He's still learning how to let go. Heh...

When veruca got attacked by the squirrels were you pretending to look for the key or could you really not find it lol? 🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️

Contrary to popular belief, I seriously couldn't remember which key it was. But I warned her about those squirrels. They can be vicious little suckers and she was a bad nut! A very bad nut...yeah.

There's quite a difference between the occasional sweet tooth and eating sweets and candy for almost every meal.

What's your favorite food at McDonald's?

I thought we've been over this? Aren't you the same girl who suggested I build a McDonald's in my factory? I don't think you understand how unhealthy their "food" is, and I use the term loosely because it isn't food fit for human consumption. It's 40% pink paste, 20% GMOs and 40% human DNA. And it makes you overweight.

Do I look like I eat McDonald's to you? That photo alone is giving me heartburn.

You can't just give one of your followers a cute nickname and not the rest of us that's not fair 😔

But I called you all chocolate chips earlier, is that suddenly not good enough?

I hope I'm not bothering you I have a few questions?

1. What's your favorite color?

2. Chocolate or coffee?

3. Why are your eyes purple?

4. Can we see your bedroom? If you don't want us to that's okay lol

5. Have you ever thought about getting married and having kids?

You're not bothering me at all, it's no problem really.

1). My favorite color is either gold or burgundy. Pick either.

2). Chocolate, of course. Believe it or not, I'm not a huge fan of coffee. It stains your teeth and can give you bad breath and anxiety. I don't understand the obsession with it, but to each their own.

3.) My eyes are in fact not purple, they're brown. Rather than color, I believe the purple tint you're seeing is due to reflectiveness, depth and dimension. All that science-y stuff. That's been a topic of confusion for quite some time.

4). I'll have to think about it. I'm not very fond of my privacy being invaded.

5). No, I've never thought about it. The Buckets are like family and my Oompa Loompas are like my children, honestly. I don't think I need anything more than that. I'm very content with the way things are now here at the factory. ☺️