If You Could Travel Anywhere In Europe, Where Would You Travel To?

Good. :)

Everybody scared to ask so I'ma ask: since you're single what do you do when you're horny? Do you get sexual urges and if you do how do you deal with them?

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Good morning, my little chocolate chips! Ride and shine! Up and at 'em! Take that sip of hot Joe and let's all have a productive day today, yes?

How old are you we wanna know? #questionsthatkill 😭

I found a silver hair, how old would you consider me to be? That's the big question, my dear.

I mean this upmost serious:

Could you record yourself reading some book?

My dear man, you could read a dictionary and it would sound heavenly.

Of course! What book would you like me to read? I was thinking Charlotte's Web as I happen to like that book.

Ok then here you go:

It's the cover of take me home, country roads by Kira Lise. She put that whole thing in a minor key. It's so sad but so beautiful and makes me longing for something I can't explain

Even though you were right about it not being my cup of tea, it is a very beautiful song.

I listened to this cover and then the original. I kind of prefer this version. It's more somber, puts you in a headspace that the original doesn't, in my opinion.

Sometimes I think about throwing myself into one of your machineries because my back hurts so bad I need to be cracked like a glowstick

That's terrible. I don't know if throwing yourself into any machines would do anything other than harm you.

It might be best to go to a spa and allow someone to give you a massage. Maybe let a person walk on your back?

Ok so first of all hi @thewillywonka , I love your blog! lol

"Don't you know? The Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight is the best chocolate bar ever made!"

Yes. I did it. I tapped into my inner Wonka and recreated the Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight. And a solid milk chocolate bar. I gave this my all. I even successfully tempered my chocolate! The milk chocolate bar definitely came out more, well, but it is all about trial and error. The bar is very rich, but very good. It could use something crispy, like graham crackers or shortbread biscuits, but overall I am happy with the results! The bar filling is just marshmallow fluff and chocolate fudge. I went simple for that. What do you thin

Oh my goodness, my dear girl! By golly, you've done it! Of course it'll never be as chocolate-y, rich and delicious as a Wonka bar, but this is a close copycat recipe! For the center, graham crackers or crisps would've definitely been a good call! Should you try any more recreations of my chocolate, please do tag me! Great job! I applaud you, I really do.

👏👏👏 Excellent work! Bravo!

Sure, I don't really care for names either.

I don't do much. I'm just there, I talk a lot of weird stuff, and I like cats.

Nevermind anonymous then, I'll stick with calling you Cocoa Bean. Yes, I like that much better. It's got a chocolate-y ring to it.

You're pretty and I'm gay -

and now I'm going to hide away in embarassment, bye !

Oh, thank you for the compliment!

Oh-

Well I'm not German, how was I supposed to know that? Hmph.

Nobody:

Absolutely no one in the world:

You: Good morning my little chocolate chips!

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(Ilysfm 😂😂😂)

Well, everybody likes chocolate chips and if anyone doesn't then they need their head checked.