Sweet Fuck Guys, Viggo Did Not Die For This

What in the name of all that's good did I just read?

Explain yourself.

danny's not scared cause he's probably the most dangerous thing there.

Danny lives in a horror movie-DC x DP prompt

Based on my favorite book series "tales from the gas station"

It's not every day that a mission requires the league to travel to middle America in a bid to obtain a highly cursed artifact but it certainly is today.

Locating the Seal of Silent Ashes was a task usually given to Justice League Dark but Constantine was currently busy. So that meant it was left to the poster boys to get this done. They dressed in civilian attire to investigate the last location of the seal starting with the first building on the edge of town. A small dusty gas station near the woods.

The inside had an awful smell, like death and cleaning fluid. The lights gave off a greenish-blue tint. Rats could be seen out of the corner of your eyes. Most of the chips were offbrand and crappy.

Behind the counter was the teenage boy chewing gum. He looked up at the group before going back to reading his book. He had clearly seen better days but didn't show signs of caring about the state of his hair or bags under his eyes. He drank his coffee.

The air felt off.

"Hey kiddo, do you mind giving us directions?" Clark started.

The kid narrowed his eyes as he popped his gum.

"You're not from here. That or you're from that cult in the woods. Listen I'm not joining. Seriously, cosmic nihilism and fatalism sounds doomed. Hey wait-" the teen checked his notes " No, the cult killed themselves in that mass suicide 2 weeks ago. I forgot, sorry."

The teen didn't say anything else as he went back to his book.

The horrified look of the adults shared was almost hilarious. At least to the teen if he looked up.

"Oh, and stay out of the woods. I don't want the police to come back and ask about who saw you last. Seriously if whatever is in there tears you apart I won't feel bad. I put those signs out forever ago and if I get one more girl covered in blood running in here screaming about her dead friends I'll get a headache." The teen shrugged turning the page.

"What do you mean?! Why would-?! Who's killing people?!" Barry asked frantically as Bruce serched for more reports of missing people in the area.

"I don't know. Why would I know? If you want to go in the cursed forest go ahead. I mean that's how they all die. It isn't my job to stop you. My job is to sit here and watch this store." The teen huffed in annoyance.

Before anymore questions were asked the signal of the radio was disrupted and a demonic howl screeched through the radio.

"God damnit. That cunt is back. Stay here." The teen growled as he grabbed his bat from under the counter and walked out the back door. "String bean! Get off the fucking roof you bastard! You know that radio is all I have here!"

A chattering laugh like a death rattle was heard and the sound of 2 sets of feet was heard on the roof then they lept down.

"Come here so I can beat you to death!" The teen ran around the building towards the front of the gas station chasing-what the fuck is that!

It was like a human that was twisted to crabwalk on all fours backwards. Its face was contorted into a black stretched-out smile with no teeth. It had no eyes just black sockets. All its limbs were stretched out to an extra meter in length. It was a skinwalker of some kind with chalk-white skin. It was skittering away from the teen who was swinging his bat at its head.

"Stop running! I told you before what would happen if I found you fucking with me again!" The boy meant it as he finally landed a hit and began wacking it over and over it.

The skin walker screeched and tried to run for its life but couldn't.

After reducing the monster into a black puddle the black-stained teen came back inside to sit back down not paying anymore to the monster blood he was covered in.

"Sorry about that. Most of the freaks around here have learned to stay away from this place. That one is new and he doesn't listen. You'd think they'd learn but Sting Bean thinks he can torment me. Petty bastard." The teen sighed "anyways are going to buy anything or are you going to waste what oxygen we get in here with this shitty ventilation.

Diana couldn't help but admire the boldness of the boy. He had no hesitation or fear against the beasts of this area even if was crude.

"Does Constantine have a cousin or something? Just a more angry one" Barry whispered to Hal.

SOMEONE ELSE HEADCANONS THIS?? I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE :D

I hc Madeline and Miko's father to be siblings, making these two dumbasses cousins.

I also have two other transformers kids they're related to, Russel (RiD) and Carly (skybound).

Russel and Priscilla are siblings (Denny and Madeline divorced), and Carly is a bastard child from Miko's father.

Remembering that time someone suggested me to hc Miko and Priscilla as family and now I'm thinking how that would explain most of Madeline's personality and behavior...

and that kids, is how shark merfolk were made!

Perfectly timed wedding photo

amen because where is the calm moonman. don't get me wrong, golden retriever sun is awesome. but where is big cat moon??

where are you guys on the side of tumblr that likes moon more what the heck

am i losing it? or am i surrounded by sun bias/sun centric content??

i swear my bias isn't moon cause i love both (all three if im including eclipse) equally, but also i feel like ive seen mostly sun lately

moon i miss you pookie when will you be back from the war

just now found out that is very unhealthy, GIVE THOSE PPL SOME MEAT ON THEIR BONES.

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

this is what peak insanity looks like, and I'm all here for it

tfw = two fucking weiners

didnt know that was unhealthy until today, BUT GIVE THOSE PPL SOME MEAT ON THEIR BONES.

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

i am in the 14-17 goop, ty for this.

thank fucking god I'm not 14 anymore

I got frogged 😔

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting