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Be careful my followers and reblog to warn and inform people,this is disgusting,this contain triggering themes and is using fake tags of fluff!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30118218

Somi Malek was here :)

Do NOT click on this link if you get it in your asks. Do NOT go look, its an ao3 book named "i love you" with triggering images of self-harm, the username is DristaNotFound and I have no doubt it's not the only book like that they published. The tags are fake, they're making it seem like it's a cute fluffy dnf fic but it's not. Do not go there.

Sexy men monthly [Request]

A/N:This is my first smut,I hope its good,and tell me if I miss anything with the warnings

Warning:Pet names,top reader,oral(male reciving),smut,thigh riding(?)

Words:702

You were going shopping, while looking at the magazines you hear some girls giggling about something. 'I wonder what they're giggling about’ you think as you look at them. You go to look at other magazines you see your dear Jonathan in a very revealing outfit. ‘What the?!’you think as your face heats up. You then look at the magazine name ‘sexy men monthly?’ you think as you still feel the heat of your face. You then grab all the magazines and pay for them. You then go back home where you dear Jonathan is. “Jonathan can we talk?” you ask him. “What is it darling? '' Jonathan responds. “Do you know about the magazine sexy men monthly?” you ask as your cheeks heat up. Jonathan then looks at you with wide eyes and blushing a little bit. “W-why do you ask darling?” he says in a worried tone. “W-well I saw this magazine and you were on the cover, '' you say a little embarrassed. Jonathan then looks down in shame. “Darling i'm sorry for not telling you,I was worried you would break up with me”Jonathan says still looking down in shame.“Well Jonathan,I won't break up with you for that” you say.“So your not mad?” Jonathan asked a little shock.“Why would I be mad,people can have secrets and you did not want to tell me since you felt I would break up with you” you say holding his hands.

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After some few days,Jonathan tells you when he's going to model next so you know where he is.Jonathan then come back after modeling for sexy men monthly.“(y/n) I'm home,”Jonathan says while going inside your home.“Welcome home,Jonathan” you say looking at him.

“Jonathan,could we talk” you say.Jonathan then look at you a little bit confused but still answered.“Yeah,we could talk”Jonathan says.“Well Jonathan I wanted to ask you if you could model the clothes you use on the magazine to me” you say with a flushed face.“Jonathan looks a little surprised and a little red.“S-sure”Jonathan says still with some red cheeks.Later Jonathan came wearing one of the outfits.He was wearing stripe knee high socks, a crop top and some short shorts.“You look great Jonathan” you say while looking him up and down.You subconsciously bite your lip.“W-why thank you dear” says Jonathan.You stand up and go to Jonathan and you take him to your bedroom.You then make Jonathan sit down on the bed and you get up in his thighs.“(y/n),what are you doing”Jonathan says getting flustered and yelps when you put your hand near his crotch.You then start kissing him while moving on his thighs.Jonathan moves his hands to your hips and kisses you back.You two break a part with a thin string of salvia connecting your lips.You then start grinding on his thighs,you then move your hands under his shirt and start pitching one of his nipples as you suck the other one.Jonathan starts moaning and groning.You then look at him,“Are you enjoying yourself dear?” you ask while smirking.“I-i am”He says stuttering a little.“That's good”you say,you then start to take his short shorts off and pull out his dick out of his boxers.“It seems I have not treated you enough”you say while looking at his hard dick.You then put your mouth on top of the tip,you then bob your head up and down.“H-hah,(y/n) it feels so good”Jonathan says shaking a little.You put your hand on what you can't fit in your mouth and move it up and down with your rhythm.“(y/n), i'm close” Jonathan says with raspy breaths.You then go faster and feel his cum going in your mouth,you then drink his cum.“That was refreshing dear,but I feel quite tired and yours as well,so let us sleep”you say with a tired look.“Y-yeah,i'm quite tired as well” Jonathan say.You then pull the covers and fall asleep with your lover.

Happy Pride month!

Please Back My Cartoon on Kickstarter: A Plea From a Man Who Has Run Out of Steam

Copied from my twitter account:

Please back my cartoon on Kickstarter. We’re halfway through the campaign and have less than 3% of our goal. I’ve been trying to run this campaign professionally and am just not good at it. So in my own voice, here is why you should support my project:

My name is Max Dweck. I call myself the World’s Greatest Writer. I may even believe it a little. If you know any of my stuff, it’s these vids I wrote for Marvel, “Marvel TL;DR”. If you’ve ever enjoyed it, we’ve already proven that I CAN entertain you.

My idea’s called “Big Cat Bandits”. It’s about a group of globe-traveling thieves who resist an evil dog empire by stealing from them. A lot of folks have compared it to Sly Cooper, which IS an inspiration. It is also very solidly its own thing.

My partner’s Noah Sterling, the voice and producer of Marvel TL;DR. I’ve been running this campaign, and I am not good at marketing. But WE are VERY good at making entertainment. Here’s our original pilot animatic from 2018 for proof. I think it holds up.

Don’t wanna watch all those videos? I don’t blame you. So here’s the TL;DW: We’re making a fun, imaginative, action-packed show with a dynamic and lovable cast of animal characters who are drawn and voiced by some extremely talented people. Here’s our main character, Prince.

Prince is the son of history’s greatest criminal, the King of Thieves. He’s trying to continue his father’s work of stealing from the evil empire for the people they’ve conquered to keep hope alive and inspire rebellion. He’s cool, except when he’s a teenage dork. The other bandits are:

Reggie: Buff lion. Full of himself. Confidence is 67% deserved.

Mel: Snow leopard disguise artist. Goes undercover as the guy in charge.

Emmy: Clouded leopard kid genius. Young with a lot to prove. 

Roman: Russian tiger who blows himself up a lot. Wild card.

They steal from lots of bad hombres, but mostly the two top dogs of the Rover Empire: 

Emperor Sparky IV: Stupid bratty little chihuahua with skewed priorities. Hey, he’s a royal, whaddya expect? 

Eberhardt Van Hund: Genius German Shepherd inventor and tactician. The real danger.

These guys can go on lots of rad adventures, but only with funding. We need $100K to show you a heist involving ballet dancing and deadly traps. 

If reality breaks and we get $250K, we can show you a longer story involving lasers, aeroplanes, and in lieu of racecars, a giraffe.

This is something I’ve been trying to make for years, and I need your money for that. But I’m not asking you to do this for ME. You don’t know me, you don’t owe me that. I’m asking you to do this for you. ‘Cuz if you like how ANY of this looks, you’re gonna love the full thing.

If you fund this, we’ll have a full pilot. And then we can maybe even sell that pilot and make this thing into a whole TV show. Which would mean a lot more of these cats on their outrageous adventures. And we got a lot of different ideas for all the crime they get up to.

And even if it’s just the pilot, if you give us your money and we make it, there’s crowdfunding rewards for you. Stuff like pins…

An in-universe book of character files I’m way too proud of…

The chance to get your OC in that book…

Or your dog in the pilot…

Wanna see this? Great! Please give us your money. We NEED the money. Without the money, there is no cool cartoon. And then we’re all at the mercy of Netflix for animated content and if you’ve seen the trade headlines you know “mercy” ain’t the right word.

Animation fans! Give us your money! Crime aficionados! Give us your money! Cat lovers! Give us your money! Furries! Please, PLEASE give us your money! I won’t lie, even before we launched the campaign we were really hoping you folks in particular would come in clutch for us.

Please, so we can make this very cool and fun thing you will like, give us some money, and then go and tell other people to give us some money. Pick your ten most disposable friends and annoy the hell out of them until they each fork over five dollars to our Kickstarter.

I am just a storyteller who could not do this marketing thing right, and now I’ve written the Twitter thread Tumblr post that may either save or sink this project. Look into my eyes, and then the eyes of the character from this cartoon on this blanket I got for Chanukah 2020, and PONY UP.

Again, if you don’t wanna scroll up, that Kickstarter link is right here. Get to it and give us your money. We’re all or nothing, so if we fail you don’t actually lose anything anyway, I’m not interested in playing you like that.

This is going to sound random, could you do a story about Jonathan's female s/o finds a sexy men monthly magazine that has Jonathan in it? So s/o wanted the full thing from Jonathan, and not the magazines soft core way?

Okay but if this is smut request check my rules if not then,it would be like we find the magazine and ask Jonathan for all the other magazines?(ps.idk how to write smut yet so sorry)

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Could you do a request about y/n gets a cut on there palm and Jonathan decided to kissed it, then the cut was gone? Yeah he has hamon healing kiss.

OMG,thats so cute hamon healing kiss,of course anon :)

https://www.change.org/p/department-of-land-and-natural-resources-protect-pololu-valley

I saw this on Tiktok and thought it needed to be passed on. Pololū Valley is sacred land currently at risk of being developed into yet another "scenic tourist attraction" for profit. Activists like @/melemaikalanimakalapua on Tiktok are fighting to have this petition seen by as many people as possible in order to prevent the senseless destruction of this land.

Note that the petition says not to donate to change.org--donations to change.org do NOT protect Pololū Valley.

I hope that by spreading this to tumblr, I can help it reach more people. Please sign this and reblog it if you can!

https://www.change.org/p/department-of-land-and-natural-resources-protect-pololu-valley

Same anon here, u don't have to change it, I was just curious. You do you !😚

Oh okay and thank you for asking