I Feel The Intense Need To Say That Anyone Who Ever Wants To Be My Best Friend Just Needs To Watch A

just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

slides into your tumblr. hey writers. take this shitty meme I spent 3 minutes on instead of writing.

and the lord sayest unto me, "lock the fuck in"

COOKED

I made this meme back in 2023

Did I cook back then? lol

Me was in benninging of me writin’ career

lmfao you guys i think i'm fucking depressed

Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

Me: *motivated* ALRIGHT! LET'S DO THIS. LET'S WRITE. *Writes hardly two poorly structured crusty musty dusty sentences*

*immediately begins to daydream about the book being made into a movie. Hm? Who'd be the cast? How'd I direct it? What would be the Advertising techniques?* LIKE GIRL. WRITE.