WiFi: The Art of Trolling
A short biography of Varian Montoya a.k.a WiFi.
"I am a 5 letter word and a fruit. Take away my 1st letter, I am a crime. Take away my 1st and 2nd letter, I am an animal. Take away my 1st and 5th letter, I am a form of music. What am I?"
"A man rode into town on Tuesday and then left 2 days later on Tuesday. How is this possible?"
"There is a four digit number in which the first digit is one fourth of the last digit, the second digit is 6 times the first digit, and the third digit is the second digit plus 3. What is it?"
"When may a man's coat pocket be empty and yet have something in it?"
"I have a scroll but no quills, a neck and ribs but no legs, a saddle but no horse, and a bridge but no water. What am I?"
"Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?"
"The more of me you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?"
"Mark was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?"
LADY LOTUS: REFORMED SUPERHERO
After losing everything during the events of Assassin-Nation, Lady Lotus is imprisoned beneath Carlyle Tower in a cell in the middle of a 50 ft deep tank of water. When she finds out that Ryuko has now become the queen of New Tokyo, she feels a strange sense of satisfaction that her greatest nemesis was able to do what she could not. Realizing that she completely wasted her life, Himiko Murakami's ego finally shatters. Now left with a deep desire to fix her ways, she plans to escape and become a superhero. Her chance comes sooner than she expected when someone opens her cell and lets her escape. Unfortunately, this anonymous source isn't here to help her. It wants to destroy her. Why? Out of sheer absolute boredom. The Midas Collective is a cabal of rich assholes who meet up every month and use their infinite resources to destroy someone's life for their own amusement. Some days, it's a politician; others, it's an innocent man. This year their victim is Lady Lotus. They don't plan to kill her, they plan to destroy her entire life and then kill her. After freeing her from prison, they let her head to one of her safe houses before blowing it up with a missile. This does inspire Lotus to be heroic and save everyone caught in the blast. The Collective then kidnaps every single one of her assassins, letting Himiko know by sending her Viper wrapped in a bomb vest with a deadman's trigger. After Himiko saves Viper with the help of Mariko Murakami, they follow Viper to where the assassins are being held: in the abandoned Murakami Manor, which has been converted into a funhouse maze full of the Murakami family's sins. They find the assassins at the end of the maze strapped to the wall and rigged with bombs wired to their hearts. In 2 minutes, everyone will die. Or Himiko can kill the assassins via electrocution and save herself. Unable to choose, the assassins chose for her and kill themselves with poison capsules. All Himiko can do is cry in utter shame at the deaths of all of her surrogate children. After that, Himiko tracks down every member of the Midas Collective and exposes their crimes. Running out of people and resources, the leader, Midas, gets desperate and tries to assassinate Ryuko, but fails thanks to Himiko informing the heroes ahead of time. Himiko nearly kills him as revenge but loses the nerve when Midas cowardly begs for death to avoid going to prison. Lotus ultimately decides to spare him to prove that she truly has changed. After a long discussion, the heroes reluctantly give Lotus a chance at redemption on their time. It took a few years, but Lotus slowly managed to prove that she has what it takes to be a true hero, using her superior intellect and martial arts mastery to crack down on criminal operations across Harking City and New Tokyo. To move on from the past, Himiko makes it her goal to make Lady Lotus a force of Justice rather than Vengeance. To do so, she completely changes her design. She abandons the black and orange kimono with the red boots for a black skin-tight coat with tai chi slippers. To still retain her orange theme, she adds orange piping along her coat and pants. She also abandons the geisha makeup for black lipstick and orange eye shadow. She
This design was heavily inspired by Iron Fist (Marvel), Colleen Wing (Marvel), Chun Li (Street Fighter 6), and the show TRON UPRISING. Do you like it, or do you prefer her original design?
Top 10 Favorite Joker Designs
1. Classic 1970s-1990s
2. Alex Ross
3. Dark Knight Returns
4. This lovely coat from an issue of Azrael
5. Earth 3 Jokester
6. Beyond The White Knight
7. Batgirl Annual #1
8. Justice League: Drowned Earth
9. Harley Quinn Animated Series
10. The Joker War
Velvette Tribute (We Don't Have To Dance)
This is a song I found that I think fits Velvet The Fashion Demon from Hazbin Hotel perfectly. Give it a listen!
Two Face: I Believe In Harvey Dent - Cast
After a huge gang war between Two-Face and Black Mask, the latter resorts to a vile move to gain power over Harvey Dent. Black Mask kidnaps Harvey’s ex-wife Gilda Dent, threatening to kill her unless Harvey gives over his criminal empire. Desperate and out of options, Harvey/Two-Face contacts Batman and asks him to help them rescue Gilda from Black Mask. Along their perilous adventure, Black Mask sicks multiple mercenaries on them, from KGBeast to Deadshot, even the Tally Man. The Tally Man plays a very large part in the story, acting as Black Mask’s right-hand man. He wants revenge on Two-Face, as Harvey tried to kill him during No Man’s land. Will Two-Face and Batman stop Black Mask and save Gilda, or is Gilda doomed?
Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow: The Master Of Fear
The Flash: Rogue Vengeance - Cast (Part 2)
Meanwhile, Barry and Iris' relationship has hit a rough patch, and the two have temporarily split up. During their time apart, Barry starts to date fellow CSI member Patty Spivot, and the two seem to hit it off. Unfortunately, during the Trickster's attack on the CCPD, Patty is severely injured and confined to the hospital until further notice. Now with the weight of protecting Central City, his personal life, and the injuring of one of his closest friends, Barry starts to have a mental breakdown.
Carmilla Carmine Tribute (Power & Control)
This is a song I found that I think fits Carmilla Carmine, the Swan Demoness, from Hazbin Hotel perfectly. Give it a listen!