"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus Vellocet or Synthemesc or Drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."" - Alex Delarge
"I am a 5 letter word and a fruit. Take away my 1st letter, I am a crime. Take away my 1st and 2nd letter, I am an animal. Take away my 1st and 5th letter, I am a form of music. What am I?"
"A man rode into town on Tuesday and then left 2 days later on Tuesday. How is this possible?"
"There is a four digit number in which the first digit is one fourth of the last digit, the second digit is 6 times the first digit, and the third digit is the second digit plus 3. What is it?"
"When may a man's coat pocket be empty and yet have something in it?"
"I have a scroll but no quills, a neck and ribs but no legs, a saddle but no horse, and a bridge but no water. What am I?"
"Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?"
"The more of me you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?"
"Mark was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?"
Fleck & The Laughing Boys
It’s official: Joker loves A Clockwork Orange. I’d honestly be surprised if he didn’t.
Based On Detective Comics 1940s
Written By Bill Finger
Birds Of Prey: Double Down - Cast
Set 1 year after Batgirl, Renee Montoya, Huntress, and Black Canary joined together to form the Birds Of Prey and defeated Black Mask, a new case comes knocking on their doorstep. Dead female meta-humans are being found all over Gotham with clear signs that they were beaten to death in a fight. While following a lead, Black Canary goes missing for a week. When she turns back up, she starts a strange habit of going out at exactly 11:00 pm, and returning at around 5:30 am with clear signs she's been in a fight. After placing a tracker on her, Batgirl, Huntress, and Montoya find out that she's been participating in an underground meta-human fight club in the basement of the Emerald Cobra Casino. The leader of the ring is Roulette, the millionaire owner of the casino who holds these gladiator battles for corrupt rich socialites to watch and place bets on. It also turns out that she's brainwashed Black Canary into working for her as her top fighter, due to her immense power and fighting expertise.
“I’m just a sweet transvestite......... from transsexual Transylvania.”
Top 10 Favorite Joker Designs
1. Classic 1970s-1990s
2. Alex Ross
3. Dark Knight Returns
4. This lovely coat from an issue of Azrael
5. Earth 3 Jokester
6. Beyond The White Knight
7. Batgirl Annual #1
8. Justice League: Drowned Earth
9. Harley Quinn Animated Series
10. The Joker War