Thetelekineticfrog - Definitely Contains Sarcasm, I Checked

The Zelda you play as might go on to become Hylia. Why she named herself after a lake I know not, I shall not presume to know the iner machinations of a goddess

timeline placemnt for echoes

probably already done, but here's my take:

Echoes of Wisdom takes place at the beginning.

Before the cycle, before Skyward Sword, before Hylia even came around.

I HAVE EVIDENCE (maybe)

First, the creation story, as told by ome of the goddesses. They made the world, Null isnt happy about that. No other creation story (ahem, looking at you Great Deku Tree) talks about Null or any voidlike entity. Furthermore, if my memory is right, Hylia isnt even mentioned in Echoes of Wisdom.

Which means that the whole part of the golden goddesses asking Hylia to watch over the triforce hasnt happened. Why? Because they've had no need to do so until now. Nobody even knew where it was. The Prime Energy was not for mortals to hold. Civilization hasnt gotten to the point of power-hungry people yet.

So, Hylia isnt around. There is no "blood of the goddess" yet. That's why the prophecy calls for a priestess. Someone who can communicate with the goddesses. Done.

Link is just...Link. Just some kid. No reincarnated spirit, he's just a guy who wants to make his world better.

This isnt as in depth as I wanted to make it, but I might make a seperate post with more details.

That is a lot of belts

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

Had an ~idea~

A pokemon species that has a gender ratio of 100% / 0% does still have pokemon in the 0% one.

Just.

Until they realize theyr trans.

Looks delicious

Can has please

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go my isopods!!

What did I just read

im going to pee on you

-shadow the hedgehog to eggman’s wife that one time

hey girl hru. me? nothing much. but uh hey. girl your oozing girl… no girl like green. not glowing- oozing. yea no. I won’t tell anyone I just wanted to let you know in case you need to pack that alien shit up. yea girl thanks sorry about that

...What's wrong with playing god?

NEW FISH JUST DROPPED

Shoutout to everyone who can't handle loud noises!