I Go Nuts When People Suggest That Steve Rogers Wouldn’t Know How To Use A Tablet Or A Computer. People

I go nuts when people suggest that Steve Rogers wouldn’t know how to use a tablet or a computer. People show him slamming his face into a smartphone as though he doesn’t have fingers or some shit. Like. The man is fucking brilliant. He’s a strategist, knows a million languages, worked to break into Hydra bases with his wits not just slamming a shield into things, and y’all think he’d pick up a tablet and be like “HOW DOES THIS WORK YOUNG ONES?!”

no.

Steve Rogers would be left alone with the tablet for a bit. He’d spend some time poking, scrolling, slowly getting the hang of how it works. He’d need a minute to figure out what buttons do and such. And then he’d realize how to bring up the keyboard, how sensitive it is and how careful he has to be. He’d learn how to download apps, where they are, how to open them. He’d learn WHAT apps do what, how to sort them, etc.

Soon, I guarantee you, Steve would have a fully customized tablet with his apps in order of use and a program he found on how to store and lock complicated password keychains.

Steve *chooses* to use that notepad he has and write since he likes doing art, but I’m telling you, Steve probably uses tech better than people give him credit for and I’m not here to shame Steve Rogers for that.

/rant over

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