“Managing homework and patrolling the streets”
Imagine Tony writing a parenting book on “how to make sure your superhero kid lives to adulthood” but everyone thinks the “superhero” part is just like an extended joke because he’s Iron Man and it becomes a #1 seller. When he does an interview about the book they’re like “it was such a creative idea to have everything be related to superheroes” and Tony is just like “no I meant that. My kid literally is a superhero” and no one ever believes him.
honestly I would too
sherlock holmes was really like “my sole purpose in life is to keep my mind busy & entertained & i will straight up do cocaine if reality doesn’t cooperate with that goal”
The concept was: Dean and Cas are two weeks into their honeymoon in Florida when Sam and Eileen leave for a hunt and not wanting to leave Jack and Miracle alone they call Jody and Donna to watch over them and bring the girls so they have company, but they too have to leave for an emergency so that means a bunch of overpowered kids and a dog are left alone for 17h and these are the photos they send to Cas and Dean
[yes Claire is wearing Sam's sweatshirt and Jack is wearing Dean's shirt don't @me]
standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colours
she deserves the world
I love her little TROT.
Your power is out but I guide you down the hallway with my sickass light-up shoes
You are a wolf who was bitten by a werewolf. Every full moon your hair recedes, your teeth dull, and you are left cold and naked on a hillside. You’ve also met a lovely park ranger named Christine.
After the reception, everyone except the Winchester brothers corner J*hn as he is trying to leave. In a mess of arms and legs they end up stringing him to the ceiling and using him as a piniata 🥰