THE BANANAS ARE GAY
THESE BANANAS
THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY
BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE
happy twin day
Wait, velmas 15?
a support group for vampires who were turned as children or adolescents. a bunch of small, melancholy kid-shaped vampires sitting around in somebody’s living room talking very seriously in tiny voices about current events in the vampire world. a lot of them dress like grandmas because they are as old as a grandma, maybe even ten grandmas. they have a network system where they can call adult-looking vampires to help them get things, drive places, pretend to be parents so child-looking vampires can get into adult movies
....what if I did both
If you had any of the following phones as a teenager you’re a millennial. If you started teenage years with an iPhone you’re gen z.
It's cause the last one saw what happened two the first two and was like "nope"
the contrast of bench trio having one guy on his last life, another guy having been recently revived from the dead and not knowing how many lives he has now, and the last guy having 40 totems of undying and all his canon lives intact
Pirate Cleooooooo