Theslytherinbigot - Slytherin_shipper

"A New Day Will Dawn."

-Said some guy named Luke probably.

Welcome to my #HHStargazersAU! Stay Tuned~♡? -Bubbly💙

Peter: Is that gasoline?

Sirius: Pretty sure it’s just water

James: Only one way to tell

James: *pours it on the table* *a fire breaks out*

Remus: THERE WAS MORE THAN ONE WAY TO TELL!

the freak you brothers

Neville: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Ron: Y-You were putting it in cold water? Ginny: Neville. Answer the question Neville. Neville: Yeah? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, didn’t realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water? Ginny: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes? Ron: Why are you, putting it in the microwave to boil it?! Ginny: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Ron: It 👏🏻 TAKES👏🏻 LESS THAN A 👏🏻 MINUTE Ginny: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?? Ron: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Ginny: Like seven minutes Ron: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes… less than that is you use a saucepan… Ginny: [crying] You’re putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Your stove is enchanted Hermione: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic. Harry: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?

Grild chez X[

He def apologised a lot in the morning

Regulus: I need another word for water

James: no bones ice

Sirius: ocean sauce

Remus: earth juice

Regulus:

Regulus: I understand the Jamie and dipshit (Sirius) doing it but Remus you're supposed to be the smart one

"don't stop on my account"

Harry, to Ginny: You know, not that I'm not grateful for you to be my surrogate, but...Please, could you keep this kid away from me until they've said their first word? Ginny: Why? Harry: Remus told me that my mom couldn't stop swearing, even infront of me. Which made my first word be "Fuck". Ginny: Ginny: Yeah, I think it's better if we keep this kid away from you until they've said their first word.