every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
Morning After
Part 4/4
Part 3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59100547/chapters/150788473
You know a fanfic hits you hard when you close your phone or whatever you are reading on for a few minutes and just stare into the void cause holy motherfucking son of a bitch
kaboom fankid things
"don't stop on my account"
vat7k stuff that goes on in my head
basically like varian had wanted posted up prob during his evil arc but after he was freed from jail raps got most of the posters taken down and whatnot. anyways the rest of vat7k gang does have their own wanted poster expect for varian and when they reach some fuckass town thats not rlly in the know and they find varian’s old wanted poster, the whole bit between all of them is “hey varian why dont u have a wanted poster” and hes like “cause im royalty” and they all think hes j joking in an Odd and Strange way (they dont know hes the royal alchemist for corona)
anyways sorry for the ramble i j think about them a lot 😓 also the desgins r @jellitchi cause theyre cool and radical
I think I might wanna try making this but no guarantees
I was hoping to do a better job of presenting this AU, but life is against me. So, messy sketch of Dragon!Ron, Kneazle!Hermione and Basilisk!Harry (my dear).
Magic works in numbers, but sometimes numbers can be used against Magic. When T. M. Riddle did so (Seven against all that is pure), Magic retaliated. She found Three to defy him. Three to restore balance. And they were almost ready.
They just needed to be different.
Being bitten by a Norwegian Ridgeback, morphed by a Kneazle's DNA and infected with Basilisk venom and Phoenix tears can be just what they needed. Side effects, sadly, weren't anticipated.
Hermione, for example, could have never believed she would be the heat-pillow of two cold-blooded bastards. Literally. Thankfully Ron—much to his chagrin—could use the flames of the fireplace instead of her fur.
Which was good for her, because she would rather hug Harry.
Not that she would ever tell him, of course.
Toxic Radioapple fic idea
We all know how Lucifer feels about sinners and I don't think it's played with enough in radioapple fics so I was thinking...
Lucifer and Alastor are officially together everyone knows about them but Lucifer still hasn't gotten over his prejudice. He kind of puts Alastor on a pedestal, saying that he's better than other sinners, but still treating him like he is very much below him.
The other sinners in the hotel notice this and they even try to talk to Alastor about it because Lucifer barely even acknowledges them but Alastor doesn't listen.
Alastor isn't stupid he knows how Lucifer feels about sinners but he says he doesn't think of Alastor like that so isn't that a good thing?
Alastor slowly starts to spiral. He doesn't even realize that he starts to change to fit Lucifer's image of what he should be and when he finally does he blows up.
Alastor asks Lucifer why he even loves him in the first place. Lucifer can't answer.
Okay, you know what? After reading this post, I jokingly said we should all just make a pact to reblog it five times a day forever. So I'm gonna do this louder for the people in the back:
again: