Theshadowblueleaf - Shadowww

I am an ambiguously aged florist and god is a 37 year old dentist with trauma

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

shippy fic tropes: tag yourself

i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression:

Asexual Awareness Week is here!! Time to celebrate each and every one of you wonderful aces <3 Thank you for being you! Enjoy!!

“Oakheart! How dare you hunt in our territory! The Sunningrocks belong to ThunderClan!”

“hehehe…..After tonight, Tigerclaw, this will just be another RiverClan hunting ground”