Thesecretbeetle - A Beetle In A Trenchcoat And A Fedora

Baldwin is a cool name. It is the opposite of Hairloss

which is more culturally significant the renaissance or youtube shows created by 12-17 year olds playing with children’s toys.

No sheet music; we die like all my hopes and dreams when I see people being more skilled in my instruments than me

"How did you learn how to play that soundtrack song?" Easy. I just press random keys until I get war flashbacks

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

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I was in Minecraft, just started a new world. Spawned right next to a large structure like some kinda dungeon building. It was surrounded by iron fences and had tinted windows. I could see a ton of hostile mobs inside. I made plans to set up some kinda pit trap around the building so I could just break a wall and release them all into the trap to kill them. There was a new entity in the game, which was a large pink egg that would float and move around. You could capture the egg by surrounding it with blocks. It hatched into a Spritzee eventually. You could tame it with flowers and it had the effect of luring mobs with its scent.

"Delectable" is such a weird word. Like what's delect? What does it mean to delect something?