It’s That Day Again!

I had this thought and had to make it

Martin was a reasonably straightforward mouse when he was alive what was it about dying that turned him into the fucking Riddler

“A burning brand shows the way, and each day your flame grows brighter. There is none like you, Matthias. You have the sign of greatness upon you. One day Redwall and all the land will be indebted to you. Matthias, you are a true Warrior.”

-Brian Jacques

Scrolling through your blog and every single hot take on here strikes me to my very core. No creature to ever walk this earth has been so correct about anything ever. This entire book series is just a where's waldo but "waldo" is gay people and the "where" is Positively Everywhere

I need “This entire book series is just a where's waldo but "waldo" is gay people and the "where" is Positively Everywhere” on a t-shirt please and thank you.

Anyhow thank you for stroking my ego hfdgjk, the joy I felt from reading this was immense /gen

Constance

Columbine: Ah yes, the four love languages. Columbine, pointing at Martin: My parents never told me they were proud of me. Columbine, pointing at Gonff: Please pay attention to me. Columbine, pointing at Dinny: I’m so fucking tired, please, let me rest for five minutes. Columbine, pointing at Martin: Touch starved. Martin: Hey, why do I get two?!

I refuse to believe that any hare is cishet

go Martin goooo

Classic movie jerk: Oh you guys are dating? Prove it. Kiss each other.

Gonff, with absolutely no hesitation: *fully dips Martin and makes out with him for a solid minute*

Martin and Gonff are not In Love™️, however they would absolutely go all in on a fake dating scenario with each other no questions asked.

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better