THE FUCKING POINT OF GATSBY IS THAT CHASING THAT DREAM LED TO MISERY IN NICK, JORDAN, GEORGE, MYRTLE,

University of Iowa neuroscientists studying spatial learning and the effects of stress on memory announced Tuesday that a little son-of-a-bitch mouse ruined an experiment on cognitive performance by effortlessly navigating a maze that researchers spent nearly a year designing and constructing.

The test subject, a common house mouse, briskly traversed the complicated wooden maze in under 30 seconds or, according to the study’s final report, roughly 1/8,789,258 as long as it took the lab to secure funding for the experiment. According to researchers administrating the standard Y-maze test, the fucking bastard never even broke his stride during the first trial, always selecting the correct route while consistently avoiding blind dead-end alleys.

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS, THEY ARE SO RIGHT

PLEASE BRING THESE CHARACTERS BACK, DISNEY! #disney #madatdisney #thegre...

I know that this piece of information that I am about to share sounds absurd and childish, but I have had a handful of dreams where I finally got to meet mascot Professor Ratigan at Disney world, and I woke up crying the very last time I had that type of impossible dream a few years ago. Considering how depressed I always am, and the unfortunate fact that I sadly don't enjoy going to the Disney parks anymore due to anxiety, depression, paranoia, self sabotage, etc. it would take a literal and very very very rare miracle for my Disney dream to come true, especially because of how criminally UNDERRATED, not only Professor Ratigan is, but also Basil of Baker Street and Disney's The Great Mouse Detective movie itself. I can only fantasize about it, and I will most likely never live to see that dream or any of mine to come true. The world would literally end before something like that would ever happen. And I will die dreaming.

A small price to pay for salvation

JESUS CHRIST THE NEW MARIO KART IS $80?

I decided it was high time I’d redraw my favourite dondaisy piece ⚓️💙

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I’M WATCHING 13 SHOWS, 18 SHORTS, 6 MOVIES, AND A PILOT FOR A CANCELLED SHOW, AND LEARNING TO ANIMATE FOR A FANFIC ILL POST ON AO3, AKA NO MONEY OR I GET SUED TO DEATH BY DISNEY, AND THEYRE NOT EVEN PLANNING FOR 3 MOVIES!!!!???

#crime Frankenstein will protect me

crime frankenstein, without a doubt. next question

I don’t use the public transit at the parks except for monorail, so I have no opinion

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