Straw Hat

For this aro week, I wanted to give a quick shoutout to the audio fiction space. It is so rare to find aro representation when I'm not actively searching for it, and audio drama has provided it multiple times.

every day I curse my weak human flesh for stopping me from playing the role I was born to play, Constantine from muppets most wanted

That one mutual, you know who you are

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

I love love love the electric mayhem

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

I had premarital relations with cement and am now raspberry sundae with his infant great aunt

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

Piggy only knows of Stephanie Beatriz through 99 and as such expects a tough, bad@ss, and is prepping to outdo her the whole episode, but she shows up and is (like real life, or so I’ve heard) absolutely lovely, and Piggy’s just standing there with nunchucks and a printed list of insults that Deadly helped her with

Muppet Show: 2010s Ideas

-Kermit goes on staycation, so John Mulaney has to manage the Muppets. -Lizzo somehow manifests both onstage with Fozzie and in the balcony with Statler and Waldorf to both defend Fozzie and be shady. -Mitski gets everyone to open up about their insecurities. It turns out Animal is the most stable and emotionally intelligent. -Virtually any member of the Brooklyn 99 cast. Hijinks ensue. -Tyler, the Creator tries to hang out with the spooky Muppets, but he’s too much of a dork, so he does “See You Again (the Tyler song)” with Gonzo. -Michael Sheen thinks he’s David Tennant, and David Tennant thinks he’s Michael Sheen. -Daft Punk are confused for two Muppets. -Me. -Jack Stauber Halloween episode.