I NEED THE WORKDS GREATEST CRIMINAL MIND IN MY VALLEY POSTHASTE

Once again I am begging the mouse to put more obscure characters in it's spin off games.

....ok so I know dreamlight valley hasn't even got some of the most popular characters yet (give me Maleficent. GIVE ME-) but. They've already pushed for Oswald. They've got atlantean locations. The first character you meet is Merlin and i'd hardly call the sword in the stone, beloved as it is, one of their most popular films. (Did I smile so hard my face hurt at meeting Merlin anyway? You're goddamn right I did I love that old man)

I've not bought the rift in time dlc yet - soon - but I can already tell you I'm putting the black cauldron cast in this game through sheer hubris.

Yes I'm predictable. No I don't care. This little sim lets me play house of mouse at chez remy and I so badly want to make HK pizza and watch his little friendship meter tick higher. It's a pyramid of needs thing dammit.

Sidenote - I know a lot of the original voice actors are dead - but would it kill a multimillion dollar company to put a *bit* more effort into the voice acting? Smh Scar and Ursula just don't sound quite right and it's driving me mad.

...I can also hear vanellope across the whole damn valley child I am TWO BIOMES away

Oregon trail with my sillies

Oswald (the lucky rabbit) (wagon leader)

Smoon(sun and moon, security breach)

Kinger

Howdy

Mr. RaD (Mr. Ring-a-Ding)

i'm also only listing the bad things so uhh 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

(with fun illustrations!!)

Smoon has a broken arm (x2)

Kinger has a fever

Mr. RaD has typhoid

Smoon has exhaustion

Kinger has dysentery

Mr. RaD has a broken leg

Mr. RaD has died

Smoon has cholera

Smoon has a fever

A thief steals 8 sets of clothing

Kinger has dysentery

Kinger got lost. lose 2 days

Smoon has measles

Howdy has a broken leg

Smoon has dysentery

Smoon has measles

Smoon has died

Kinger has measles

Kinger has died

Howdy has exhaustion

Howdy has died

Oswald has measles

Oswald has died

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theringmasterofchaos

3 months ago

Gonzeppe Zangara

Look live-action movie musicals would be improved so much if they were any other medium. 2D animated Hadestown or Into the Woods would slap. Make a adaptation of Assassins but with Muppets. Give Kermit a gun

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theringmasterofchaos

3 months ago

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

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theringmasterofchaos

1 month ago

literally any/all

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

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theringmasterofchaos

3 months ago

the world is healing

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theringmasterofchaos

3 months ago

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

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theringmasterofchaos

3 months ago

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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theringmasterofchaos

3 months ago

Xx_th3r1ngmaster0fcha0s_xX

1. change all the e’s in your url to “3” 2. change all the o’s in your url to “0” 3. change all the i’s in your url to “1” 4. add some dashes everywhere 5. put “Xx_” and “_xX” at the beginning and end 6. your new emo chat forum url

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theringmasterofchaos

3 months ago

Ghuhhghg Teeth......

Was listening to Stupendium music and Vending Machine of Love started playing, it just reminded me so so so much of Teeth that I had to draw him in a way inspired by the cover art for said song

And YES, that IS Zoot's camera he's holding

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