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I love your posts about the guys and their diff reactions, but after feeling like my chest was going to implode. The mates reactions to hearing their s/o do a violent sneeze, or even a sneezing fit. How do THEY sneeze, are there Pikachu sneezes, kitten sneezes, sneezes that wake up the dead??? Lay it on me babes 💖

U got that sneezing kink 👀?

Gaz says bless you, like a normal person, when you sneeze. He also has a very normal sneeze. That’s not true. His sneeze is high pitched and he’s insecure about how he sounds like a baby mouse when he’s sneezing.

Soap is the special kind of bastard who can tell when you’re about to sneeze and he says bless you (dia leat), thus ruining the sneeze. The volume of his sneeze is pretty normal, but be warned. He is a sprayer.

Ghost says nothing when anyone sneezes because he doesn’t really get the point. He will wordlessly offer tissues. He’s one of those people who sneezes so quietly you really just hear a “ch” sound.

Price says “god bless you” because he’s extra. And yes, I’ll say what we’re all thinking. He sneezes loud as fuck.

König says gesundheit normally, but what’s super weird is that he’ll hold your chin to keep you still while he wipes your nose for you with his personal handkerchief. His sneeze is largely unremarkable, but I do think he’s the most frequent sneezer in the cast.

You’re with Nikolai for like 2 years before you realize you’ve never heard him sneeze. Bud' zdorova is his typical response to you sneezing. Also hearing you sneeze makes him smile, he thinks it’s cute.

ok but can we talk about fairy tail's seven year time skip and the gaps that occurred in relations through that time?

like imagine you're erza and the guy you've known since you were a kid and you care so much about is responsible for so many horrible crimes but it wasn't really his fault, not really, but you discovered that too late. and you have hope that he'll go back to how he once was but now his memory is gone and he's gonna be in prison likely for the rest of his life but there's a chance. then you go to tenrou island and you think it's the end but when you wake up it's been 7 years and now you're still 19 years old and jellal is at least 26 and he's got his memory back and he's trying to make amends and he's so far away in life experience and relations with people and you feel you were left behind, he didn't even need you by his side to grow, to be good, and he won't really need you again

now imagine you're gray and you discover one of your oldest friends, like your brother, betrays you and the beliefs of the person you had in common but then the situation gets resolved and you can find peace between each other. but now lyon is seven years older than you and he's had longer time to advance his magic, ur's magic, and you know he's had to mourn both you and ur, and potentially looked at his magic and thought he was the last one from that little family of three from all those years ago. he doesn't know ultear, who has grown since the last time you saw her a few hours ago no wait, seven years ago, and she's also trying to make up for her many mistakes and she's more kind and gentle but you won't get to know her because she's already gone so soon after you returned

it's just so sad to think deeper about the consequences of seven years passing, lives continuing on without you and thinking about how everyone that loves you and you love thought you were dead and you don't know how to fix things or fit into this new time

new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever

ok顺便把五人组也补上，，！这几个的衣服真的很难画下次必须狠狠的简化一下，，，diavolo真的蠢萌蠢萌的🤗

An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

"Remember the Innovators competition?"

"I remember you,"

Hi so what do you mean the innovators competition that au ekko and powder danced and fell in love in is the same one jayce and viktor went to in the canon universe haha what do you mean. haha what do you. what do. you.

tiktok credit to: @naxa._439 (if anyone wants to make a fic based on this PLEASE im begging u)

Vampy i miss youuu 💕💕💕💕💕💕 mwah

Just for you🫶

I've had so many ideas, but every single sketch looks like hell😭 so sorry everyone and thank you for the support!

From the wind, I learned a syntax for forwardness, how to move through obstacles by wrapping myself around them. You can make it home this way. 

- Ocean Vuong, On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous: A Novel (Penguin Press, June 4, 2019)