You Have To Admire His Commitment To The Bit

The other day I had a really good idea for a story:

A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-

-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other

I’m fine

Realized the other day we got kinda Neville Longbottomed by Ferb. Couldn't let this thought go without including the entire, wholesome Flynn-Fletcher sibling unit!

THEY LOVE THEIR SISTER

I love Kirk and his sexy green shirt he occasionally wears.

Me and my friend joke he wears the shirt for Spock since it’s so tight fitting.

spock is gay compilation

Waiting to see the marriage counselor.

Them: Describe Star Trek: The Original Series in three images.

Me:

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

kid fic - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 221

"Pads?" Harry asked, innocent face twisted into an expression of confusion. "I have a question."

"What's up, Prongslet?" Sirius looked toward his godson, concerned. Harry never looked so...well...serious.

"Can boys date girls? Because Ron says his mummy and daddy are going on a date."

He almost spit out his tea. The question was so hilariously ass-backwards but so sweetly innocent. Indeed, Harry had been raised around all queer couples- he and Remus, Dorcas and Marlene, Regulus and Barty. It made sense, really.

"Harry," he said gently, pulling the small child into his arms. "You mum and dad were married. Remember?"

Harry's eyes widened larger than galleons. "They dated?"

A snort came from the doorway, and Sirius turned to see Remus standing there, eyes sparkling. "Yes, Harry. They loved each other very much. You know that."

But Harry looked even more confused. "Like you and Paddy love each other, though? Not just like me and Ginny love each other?"

Sirius let out another chuckle. "No, Haz. They loved each other like Remus and I do."

"Oh," Harry nodded, face clouded over with thought. "I guess that's okay, then."

Remus walked up to Sirius from behind, pulling him into a hug. "I'm so glad Harry accepts the straights. We've raised such a tolerant child," he murmured in his husband's ear, making Sirius cackle.