It's A Hair Type. This Isn't A Very Accurate Chart Since It Doesn't Depict All Hair Types, But This Is

It's a hair type. This isn't a very accurate chart since it doesn't depict all hair types, but this is the only one I currently have.

It's A Hair Type. This Isn't A Very Accurate Chart Since It Doesn't Depict All Hair Types, But This Is

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.

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1 month ago

I didn't give him anything. Where is his proof?

Love u♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Love U♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Meet Jeff the balloon! I'm high. I took pills.

JEFF LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE BALLOON . ALSO PLEASE DON ' T TAKE TOO MANY OF THOSE . I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH .

1 month ago

I went sailing with my brother. Throw me into a portal.

I went gambling

I'm drinked

I love youuu..

YOU ARE VERY SILLY ! I DON ' T NEED TO DRINK TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU <3 BUT GET SOBER SOON ! AND NO RUNNING FASTER THAN 15 MPH UNTIL YOU ARE !

1 month ago

Hey, he doesn't wear the stupid hat anymore. He's switched over to stupid goggles. And he has a mansion.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

3 weeks ago

The moss holds desire. The moss hungers. Feed us, Stanford. We are starving.

I'm going to need you to be a bit more specific. What exactly do you need to eat? Moss is autotrophic, so I assumed it would produce food by itself.


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2 months ago

He willingly became your child? On purpose? Is he okay, mentally?

dad quit cursing I can hear you yelling through the screen..

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO DON’T CALL ME DAD ON HERE THE PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK I’M ACCEPTING OFFERS

3 weeks ago

My husband might wanna take your heart out, all because I complimented you. Run. (Don't ask why I made this anonymous u know who I am)

I know exactly who you are. I am lost as to why you would compliment me, seeing as you and your husband hate me, but I am going to keep my heart inside of my chest for the time being. I'm certain your husband would have no use for it, considering it needs assistance just to work correctly.


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1 month ago

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.


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3 weeks ago

*puts you in a blender*

*puts You In A Blender*

How did you even manage to put me in a blender? Nevermind. Why am I in a blender?


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4 weeks ago

the moss is my hair now. should i be concerned? it keeps telling me to water it.

That isn't concerning at all! I would recommend listening to it, however. I have found that is also enjoys the taste of shampoo. Perhaps try giving the moss in your hair shampoo and water?


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1 month ago
I Finally Found Time To Finish This Meme He Knows Bill Has No Control Over Him Now, And He Doesn't Hesitate
I Finally Found Time To Finish This Meme He Knows Bill Has No Control Over Him Now, And He Doesn't Hesitate
I Finally Found Time To Finish This Meme He Knows Bill Has No Control Over Him Now, And He Doesn't Hesitate
I Finally Found Time To Finish This Meme He Knows Bill Has No Control Over Him Now, And He Doesn't Hesitate

I finally found time to finish this meme He knows Bill has no control over him now, and he doesn't hesitate to show it at every opportunity.

What do you think will happen? a) He'll fly higher and then be pulled back to the place of death. b) He'll hit his head in Gravity Falls' weirdness bubble. c) He'll fly off into space and never be seen again, end of AU.

The original of this meme:

I Finally Found Time To Finish This Meme He Knows Bill Has No Control Over Him Now, And He Doesn't Hesitate
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therealstanfordpines - Stanford Pines
Stanford Pines

I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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