Here

Here

Here

Stan is hot.

Dipper is adorable.

And you

Are

Cute.

"Cute" is a word one would use to describe a puppy or one of those strangely structured math equations that spell out love notes.

I am not 'cute'. There are no compliments regarding physical appearance that I will ever agree with aside from "vaguely resembling a human".

I am, however, highly intelligent, and I unfortunately must say, that is the limit to my 'good qualities'.

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1 month ago

Thank you for the tag!

Favorite colour: Yellow

Last song: Dream Sweet in Sea Major - Miracle Musical

Currently reading: The Anxiety First Aid Kit (too many authors to list)

Currently watching: My heart rate (begrudgingly)

Currently craving: Being able to leave the house

Coffee or tea? I'm not currently allowed to have either, but I prefer tea.

@dipper-m-pines @the-real-fastestthingalive @the-real-sonic-exe @the-real-ultimatelifeform

get to know your moots tag game ! ✶ answer the questions, then tag six people

favorite color ꕀ green and brown last song ꕀ tú by maye currently reading ꕀ the luminaries by susan dennard currently watching ꕀ the great british baking show currently craving ꕀ massaman curry. like always. and like. alcohol and a couple cigs HAHA. a break too :P coffee or tea ꕀ always tea! i don't like coffee

ty for the tag @saltcxrcle ! tagging: @lelapine @toadspondofwhimsy @outof-spite @h0neyst4rz @hhoneylemon @our-lady-of-venom

1 month ago

I don't have the expertise necessary to diagnose, but I wouldn't be surprised.

autism

I have that! I am a low-support-needs autistic person. Essentially, I can live without assistance, but it's easier having a housemate (my brother, in this case).

I am fighting the urge to ramble on about the different levels and needs for high, medium, and low support autistic people out of fear that you already know and I would end up sounding annoying.

Your ask was only one word. Why am I overthinking this?

1 month ago

Have some respect! The man just died, and we're all in mourning!

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

1 month ago

Does your husband have a Tumblr account?

If he does, he hasn't told me about it. He seems to be very anti-social-media. Even after everything that happened, he still has a bit of paranoia.


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1 month ago

I am not! He's the one being rude and hostile!

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

1 month ago

Your tags have me imagining Robotnik hanging onto Stone like a koala while Stone makes him a latte (I headcanon Stone as being ridiculously strong, because how dare he lack the strength required to carry Robotnik when he doesn't want to get up!)

Then Robotnik realizes one horrible thing when Stone hands him the latte. He needs both of his hands to drink it (since he drinks like a little gremlin that just found treasure), but that would mean being put down. But he really doesn't want to wait for Stone to find a chair.

So he makes Stone sit on the floor so he doesn't have to get down.

Robotnik Does This To Make People Uncomfortable And No Other Reason.

Robotnik does this to make people uncomfortable and no other reason.


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1 month ago

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.


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1 month ago
W H A T .

W h a t .

These jellybeans are fucking "bussin" or whatever the fuck kids say nowadays.

These Jellybeans Are Fucking "bussin" Or Whatever The Fuck Kids Say Nowadays.
These Jellybeans Are Fucking "bussin" Or Whatever The Fuck Kids Say Nowadays.
These Jellybeans Are Fucking "bussin" Or Whatever The Fuck Kids Say Nowadays.

I got them off of some guy in an alley and. Woah. I've never tasted anything like it. I feel like I'm ready to ascend.

I will never regret this.

1 month ago

No matter who wins, we need art of these two kissing. Then art of the winner with Stan and the runner-up with Doofenshmirtz.

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1 month ago

Alright, I am back. Prepare yourselves.

I doubt this will concern anyone (and it really shouldn't) but I will be offline for the next few days. Something came up.

Of course, I'll be back to bug my mutuals later.

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Stanford Pines

I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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