Okay Little Me Rant. If You Are Someone Who Looks At Abstract Art And Goes "i Could Do That!!!" DO IT.

identity fraud is not a joke, lesbianism

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

as much as i love tim drake and he is my favourite and i find him relatable he has literally never had a good solo costume. condom head 2009 haunts me and the rest of them are just mediocre (except for new 52 teen titans which is good but also eh)

this is entirely acceptable aside from the fact that theres equal part protein powder as the oats thats terrifying

stick it in a pot, cook it up, schlorp it up

objectively funny jokes at the worst times possible?? see?? he is a dad!!!!

World’s Finest, Part III Superman: The Animated Series

the real villain of the mcu

i just heard "its not your fault kid" for the first time hey WHAT THE FUCK IM GOING TO CRY

ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???

Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you