This Post Would Kill A Pilgrim

Soulmates as a horror concept.

You WILL love this person. It doesn't matter who you loved before; any feelings you had, any promises you made, they will become inconsequential as soon as you lock eyes with the stranger Fate has picked for you.

There's no way to stop it.

There's no way to say "no."

You will meet someone and with a single glance, both of you will become someone new, someone who's now bound to this stranger whether you like it or not, want it or not.

Trapped in a dance together until the day you die.

Hi ! give Dick a cat, thank you, bye

angel and devil on my shoulder and one of them is my pcp and the other is uncle traveling matt. i see one of those tiny glass sculptures of animals. they both immediately start screaming.

idk if i already posted about this but. fraggle rock. doozertubes. theyre why i want to eat glass. any time i see any thin glass anything a little gay coded evil muppet in the back of my brain tells me to eat it and honestly who am i to disobey him?

this is entirely acceptable aside from the fact that theres equal part protein powder as the oats thats terrifying

stick it in a pot, cook it up, schlorp it up

quick question is it normal/healthy to literally jump up and down and scream whenever your hyperfixation shows up or no

as much as i love tim drake and he is my favourite and i find him relatable he has literally never had a good solo costume. condom head 2009 haunts me and the rest of them are just mediocre (except for new 52 teen titans which is good but also eh)

objectively funny jokes at the worst times possible?? see?? he is a dad!!!!

World’s Finest, Part III Superman: The Animated Series

thank you lmao

so when the narcissist cookbook said "prophylatics" did they mean a medicine or course of action used to prevent disease or condoms. discuss

i just made my friend watch harry potter puppet pals for the first time. she was bewildered