I Adore This Is All

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

the dandelion crayon girl makes me so happy. she has a dandelion crayon shrine. its amazing. truly a testament to the indomitable human spirit

Sometimes I love the internet, actually. Incomprehensibly huge place but also so small. Saw a video on Instagram where Crayola was announcing they’re coming out with a box with some limited edition previously retired colors, including Dandelion. This video had hundreds of comments and almost all of them where “omg where’s the dandelion crayon girl she’s going to be so happy” and it was such an unimportant thing, but it was just cute

"No one's coming for same sex marriage."

Well, that was a lie.

My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."

a girl in my krav maga class walked up to me, called me pretty, and kneed by harder than i have ever been kneed in my life directly in my stomach. i wouldve died without the cushion. honestly good for her

hm

grandpa pussy attack

the real villain of the mcu

You know what's wild?

Your body- like, the one you're existing as? Your mind prison?- it's not a wholly independant entity. It's an ecosystem. You're a bog that's self-aware