Christopher Died, Bitch-

Damn, Caitlyn, what did you get yourself into?

It’s kind of funny to think that Caitlyn’s plan was to just interview the tattoo goon from the airship about who he worked for and then a few days later ended up neck deep in the family drama of the single mind behind the Undercity’s organized crime that she was looking for, his mentally ill daughter who HATES her, and her estranged sister who is a prisoner that Caitlyn broke out of jail when she couldn’t interview tattoo goon because said estrange sister broke his jaw.

Leading to Caitlyn breaking the estrange sister out of prison only to learn she is a highly regarded figure in the Undercity due to her and her sister’s adopted father being the former mob boss in charge. However, he was killed by the current mob boss after said prisoner’s sister severely injured their adopted father and killed their two brothers in an attempt to save her family by using the Hextech crystals they stole from Caitlyn’s family’s beneficiary and really her only friend from the current mob boss’s first human-shimmer monster.

And all of THIS essentially boils down to a shouting match between the mob boss and sister fighting over who loves the insane teenage girl more, despite the fact that she has kidnapped all of them and has made it very clear that she is a very dangerous and unstable individual.

Oh, and this family drama will have major consequences for not just the Undercity, but Piltover and a good chunk of the world; because said mentally ill teenage girl is a genius who figured out Hextech and created a shark rocket and has just fired it at the council, because she has once again accidently killed her father and now Caitlyn’s mom is definitely going to die, because Caitlyn didn’t want to shoot the mentally ill teenager because Caitlyn is falling for her sister.

And again, all Caitlyn wanted to do was interview some random thug and prove herself as a detective and now she has untold amounts of trauma to deal with.

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Caitlyn: I’m going to interview this prisoner and prove myself as a detective.

Red's a beautiful colour

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Fuck.

What if the ghost is Thomas? Like... he reacted to Matthew's flask, told them to go to the tavern, reacted badly to Blackthorn (Tatiana killed his sister), and led them to Alastair's dagger

Spoiler: Cordelia killed Tatiana but Grace helped.

Okay, so looking back at the rest of the shadowhunter chronicles, someone has to kill their parent every three books (that aren’t story collections), e.g. Clary killing Valentine, Gabriel killing Benedict, Julian killing Andrew and Kieran killing the Unseelie King. Which means, that someone has to kill their parent in Chain of Thorns. And, obviously, the only way this makes sense in any is Grace/Jesse killing Tatiana.

Anyway maybe I’m going insane but I think it makes sense.

These are from Legends of Runeterra, a card game that explores League characters on an in depth level. These are your Blorbos. Check my comments on the original post to find out the reasons behind their league designs.

being an arcane fan without knowing anything about canon league is me looking at the league champions and going like Thats Not My Blorbo

All of these are legends.

yes i used to watch "Art Attack"

Accurate

My cat would say this and I won't question it.

Peter: Do you mind if i take the skin off of your furby?

Peter: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us

Bucky: I literally could not care less but never say anything that frightening ever again

About SOBH, when Clary was trekking to Alicante with Luke, Luke said Idris was a country and Alicante was the only city and was surrounded by agrarian lands. The Cohort can sustain themselves of those. Also people lived there. It's not like all the food was imported into Idris because that would cause a lot of financial problems. Simon got lots of snacks for his date with Isabelle from vendors in Alicante. They're literally selling food in Alicante (there's no guarantee that all the vendors are anti-Cohort and it's sensible to assume that they know where the food is coming from and they can supply it along with adding variety due to lessened competition)

Damian with Alfred the cat's new best friend.