This Came To Me In A Dream

saw an opinion i disagreed with and didn’t say anything about it. +350XP

got bored at work today waiting for someone to send some files and coded up a quick simulation for the lando/max championship battle and I’m here to calm the rumours and say that according to my calculations, lando has a 4.33% chance of winning the WDC this year. don’t get me wrong that’s still a significant number and shouldn’t be fully discounted but i hope it calms down some of the sensationalism surrounding the “lando championship charge” I’m seeing across f1 social media

still thinking of how charles cant do anything without dropping the world’s weight in whimsy and absolute cinema on the table like brother wins on pre-historic tyres and his engineer goes like you make me dream and he goes like the highs are so beautiful and of course it’s in the motorsport equivalent of a temple and its his cult ass teams home race and of fucking course he’s seen as like a crossover between holy mary mother of god and daenerys targaryen and everything just feels like you’re being seduced into a religion. also he has blowjob doe eyes and a dog he believes to be his biological child

lando v george is twink v lesbian but in race cars

lewis and lando both fighting for their lives at opposite ends of the emotional spectrum and max is just there like “lol guys wasn’t that fun and crazy 🤪👉👈”

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

this is what we are not gonna say!!

...i just posted my first ever fic

if anyone reads it, pls let me hear your thoughts?? <3

Charles: just for your info I think we have around- I mean do you want to know the margins ?

Pit: No, Charles. We're not interested. We know.

Charles: you said no right?

Pit: NO! We are NOT interested.

Charles: das rude ://

hulknussen core!!