Home is where the heart is, here we go Monaco! 🏎️🇲🇨🫀✨
THEY TOTALLY LOOK LIKE EACH OTHER’S PETS RIGHT???
still thinking of how charles cant do anything without dropping the world’s weight in whimsy and absolute cinema on the table like brother wins on pre-historic tyres and his engineer goes like you make me dream and he goes like the highs are so beautiful and of course it’s in the motorsport equivalent of a temple and its his cult ass teams home race and of fucking course he’s seen as like a crossover between holy mary mother of god and daenerys targaryen and everything just feels like you’re being seduced into a religion. also he has blowjob doe eyes and a dog he believes to be his biological child
it’s media day but why have i seen no one ask charles or oscar about oscar being adopted
Probably not even done with this series, but here’s all of them, at once.
I don’t even know how to feel
lewis and lando both fighting for their lives at opposite ends of the emotional spectrum and max is just there like “lol guys wasn’t that fun and crazy 🤪👉👈”
Aston are giving Fernando everything except a good car. They are making him do silly stuff on tiktok more often now, let him customize his own aston martin like a kid in a toy box, and give him outfits that make him look like either a divorced alcoholic uncle at a family cookout or a sugar daddy mob boss supervillain to fuel his evil aura.
Its like Aston is dangling shiny keys in front of his face and jangling them going “Oo look nando new car, oo nando look a silly new tiktok idea!” to distract him from their incompetence. And the fact that its working is very hilarious to me.
serendipity (noun)
the phenomenon of finding something good you weren't explicitly looking for.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60246181/chapters/153738448
i wrote this a while back, and finally got around to making a collage! i'd be very happy if some of you would check it out, i'm very proud of it :)
everyone who is shittalking charles’ crimes can NOT call themselves sebastian fernando or schumi fans because those sexy bitches were out there committing actual geneva convention violations on the daily.
they would look at charles’ so called crimes and laugh
Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
made up f1 tweets yeow