Phantom ghost guy
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do you think jasons is as small as/similar in size to Damians due to his death π€
"Have you got everything you need?"
"Yes, Alfred...."
"Good."
Bruce walked towards the front door and was about to leave when he thought of something. He looked back into the house.
"Alfred?"
Alfred turned around in confusion.
"Yes, Master Bruce?"
"Would you.... Would you like to go with me this time?"
Alfred was shell-shocked.
"Are you.... Are you sure, Master Bruce?"
Bruce smiled and nodded.
"Yes, it's.... it's what my father would have wanted."
Alfred smiled.
"I'll go pack my things."
----
3 years later
Bruce sat at the dining table reading his newspaper when Alfred approached him."
"I noticed you haven't packed for the annual camping trip, Master Bruce. You haven't forgotten, have u?"
Alfred said as he set Bruceβs coffee on the table. Dick stops midway through his breakfast.
"What camping trip?"
Dick asked in confusion.
"No, Alfred, I haven't forgotten. I've just been too busy. And with Dick around, I think we should just skip it this year."
Bruce answered Alfred, ignoring Dick's confused glances.
"Why Master Bruce, you haven't missed a day, I don't think you should start now?"
Dick was getting increasingly annoyed, understandable as a 6-year-old.
"Missed what? What's going on?"
Bruce sighed.
"I'm busy. Besides, I can't exactly leave Dick alone in the manor. And before you suggest staying behind, you know I'm not letting you do that."
"Actually, I was going to suggest you bring the boy along this year."
Alfred nodded towards an excited Dick Grayson.
Before Bruce could protest, Dick jumped out of his seat in excitement.
"Yeah, camping trip!"
Dick exclaimed as he began jumping up and down.
Bruce frowned.
"I don't know...."
"It would be a good bonding experience for you and young master Richard."
Bruce looked thoughtful and sighed.
"Alright."
----
"Are you sure you don't want to come, Alfred?"
"No no, I have far too many chores to do. You boys enjoy yourselves."
Dick was excited. It was his first time going on a trip with Bruce since moving into the mansion. Bruce was so busy with work, they seldom had time to hang out and it often made Dick wonder why Bruce fostered him in the first place.
"So what exactly are we doing again?"
Dick asked, as they headed out.
Bruce sighed.
"When I was little, my dad would take me to hiking in the forest just north of the manor. We would camp the night and watch the sunrise in the morning."
Dick grinned.
"Sounds cool. I've never been camping before."
Bruce smiled fondly at the boy.
"When my parents died, I invited Alfred along with me. And it kind of became a tradition for me and Alfred."
Dick nodded. Bruce had told him a little about his parents' death, but he knew it was still a touchy subject.
"My dad promised to take me camping once."
Dick piped up.
Bruce looked at him with interest.
"But Haley's circus was always moving. We never even had a chance to visit the woods."
Bruce listened with interest. He patted the boy on his head. Alfred was right, this would be good for him and the boy.
Bruce suddenly stopped abruptly. Dick frowned in confusion.
"Why did we stop?"
But Bruce did not answer. Instead, he picked a pebble from the gravel floor. Dick looked on with interest.
"Choose a nice stone. You're gonna need it later."
Dick nodded and grabbed a pebble that caught his eye.
They continued on their hike and finally found a nice clearing.Β
"We're here. This is the campsite."
"Yes!"
Dick placed down his things. Bruce did the same, then took the pebble from his pocket and walked over to a corner where a pile of stones were gathered.
Dick followed him curiously.
Bruce took it a marker and handed it to him.
"Write your initials and place down the stone."
He placed down his own rock on a little pile of rocks labeled 'B.W.'
"Each time we come here, we place a rock until we make a little rock mountain. This is mine."
Then he pointed to a smaller stack beside his own labeled 'A.P.'
"This is Alfred's."
Then he gestured to the largest stack labeled 'T.W.'
"And this is my dad's."
Dick did as he was told and admired the other rock structures.
"Whoa. That's tall. Your dad must've come here often."
Bruce smiled.
"He used to come here all the time with his dad. N now I come here with you."
Dick registered the information, and a wide grin spread across his face.
"Thanks, Bruce."
"Anytime, son."
----
"Come on, Cass. You should come with us this year! It'll be fun!"
Duke persuaded.
Cass shook her head, stubbornly.
It was the annual camping trip. Bruce and the boys were all packed and ready to go. It was extra exciting, as it was Dukeβs first trip with the family.
Steph placed an arm around Cass.
"Yeah, you're never going to convince her to come to your little 'Boy's trip'."
Dick chuckled.
"They're right, you know. We all tried."
Babs walked in.
"Plus, with the boys out of the house. Alfred lets us throw a little girls' night."
Duke looked at them, impressed.
"How'd you make Alfred agree to that?"
Steph shrugged.
"As long as we clean up after ourselves and keep the guest list to a minimum, Alfred sometimes even joins us for mani-pedis"
Dick grinned.
"Fair enough. Come on, let's make sure Tim isn't over-packing. Again."
Duke looked concerned.
"Again?"
Jason nodded.
"Yeah, last year he tried to bring 10 packs of instant coffee. Alfred caught him just in time."
Duke laughed at that. At the corner of his eye, he noticed Damian arguing with Bruce on bringing his pets along on the trip.
----
Duke felt a little silly carrying a pebble in his pocket, but the rest just gave him mysterious grins and said he'd find out later.
Finally, they reached a clearing. Duke began unpacking his things when he noticed the others gathered in a corner.
"What are you guys... doing?"
That's when he noticed the little rock structures with each of their initials. The boys grinned as they added a new rock to their structures.
Duke was still watching in amazement when he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned around to see Bruce smiling at him and handing him a marker.
"It's your turn, son."
Duke smiled and took the marker. He wrote 'D.T.' on his pebble and set it beside Damian's.
"Hey, Bruce! Your pile is almost high as your dad's!"
Jason commented, ruining the perfect moment.
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Note: I wrote this a while ago. It was inspired by something, but I can't remember. The first half is also missing. If I find it, I'll post it.
ITS OUT!! its the same name above by Ferretdevilman on ao3! there will be more chapters to come
I DONT WANT NO MORE OF "danny gets adopted by bruce/batman"
I WANT DANNY GETTING ADOPTED BY SELINA KYLE AND BECOMING A LITTLE CAT BURGLAR APPRENTICE THAT ALSO HELPS PEOPLE TO NOT GET HURT AND IS CALLED "The Sphynx"
(Selina also helps him steal space related stuff)
idk what to even call this
alr so now ill be making a fic π€©
itll be called "It Took Me By Surprise (the hatred in their eyes)" and ill post again when i finish the first chapter π
I DONT WANT NO MORE OF "danny gets adopted by bruce/batman"
I WANT DANNY GETTING ADOPTED BY SELINA KYLE AND BECOMING A LITTLE CAT BURGLAR APPRENTICE THAT ALSO HELPS PEOPLE TO NOT GET HURT AND IS CALLED "The Sphynx"
(Selina also helps him steal space related stuff)
idk what to even call this
I DONT WANT NO MORE OF "danny gets adopted by bruce/batman"
I WANT DANNY GETTING ADOPTED BY SELINA KYLE AND BECOMING A LITTLE CAT BURGLAR APPRENTICE THAT ALSO HELPS PEOPLE TO NOT GET HURT AND IS CALLED "The Sphynx"
(Selina also helps him steal space related stuff)
idk what to even call this
"erm stop biting off more than you can chew" how about i bite you π€©
I told my director (who specifically asked me to stage manage this show despite the fact I told her I hated it) that I was overwhelmed and exhausted and she simply told me I need to stop biting off more than I can chew and the way I absolutely understood Red Robin era Tim Drake in that moment was crazy.
join the club π€©
@imbatman-imtired @grayson-on-the-chandelier @august0bone @bat-bunni @harleenquinntime @sleep-deprived-tim @first-boy-wonder @officialgreenlantern @theredhoodofgotham @aces-observatory @itsconstantinebitch
H-hey! So, just something you should know:
IF you happen to see a ghost floating around the Manor, please, please, PLEASE don't freak out! It's-uh- it's just me.
I'm kinda dead.
Which is also why I've missed so much of what happened the last few days...
*fidgets nervously*
*pats damian wayne*
this little guy holds so much trauma
not again man π
uh guys whats going on π€¨π€¨π€¨
uh guys whats going on π€¨π€¨π€¨
HELP
A series of my favorite zoomed out comic book characters
Dick Grayson or Sticky Man Wall Climber?? It's the same picture
My little cook frying someone in the back of the head
Little baby Spiderman... somehow fitting into a cradle
Batman learning about gravity
I can't tell if he is farting out a jet, or if he is just floating in the air
I don't think this one needs a caption
Meow mrr mrow
(feeling cute might delete later)
MEOW MEEEOOWW MRROWW π€©π€©π€©π€©
(CAT NIP CAT NIP CAT NIP)
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boosting this
Mrr merow mrrooww.
(Jon put a bowtie on me)
Meow mrrow mrrp...
(If Damian says its ok...)
Meow mrrow :(
(I ate bee)
Meow..
(maybe...)
Meow mrrow :(
(I ate bee)
MEOWW MRROW
(NOO NO VET)
Meow mrrow :(
(I ate bee)
*gently touches your face*
- @alfred-the-cat-official
Meow :)
*touches face back*
meow π
(noπ)
Meow mrrow :(
(I ate bee)
@only-one-todd
Mrrr...Mrroww... MROWW MEOW
(Sitting on the book... YOUR BOOK!)
MEOW?!
(don't die?!)
When my heart stops before 30 no one should be surprised
mrrroww
(more cats :D)
Meow?
{anyone there?}
@enttik-a-tsuj
Mrrrp?
(hello kit, how are you?)
Mrr! Meroww!
(Yes! And the attention!)
Opinions on Alfred the Cat getting tumblr πββ¬
Absolutely one of my favorite tumblr accounts to ever exist if you did not know.
Mroww meow!
(Alfreds unite!)
Opinions on Alfred the Cat getting tumblr πββ¬
Absolutely one of my favorite tumblr accounts to ever exist if you did not know.
Good
Opinions on Alfred the Cat getting tumblr πββ¬
Absolutely one of my favorite tumblr accounts to ever exist if you did not know.
MEOW WAJAJA
One of Damianβs pets has to go, and youβre the one choosing. Which do you pick and who do you frame for it?
Damian was playing with other cats...
Meow π΄ (naptime)