Dont Sneeze Ever Again OK?

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

People tend to have this idea that the middle ages were nothing but drab, crude, bleak and joyless, going back and forth between grey and dull and vividly, explicitly horrifying. That the people were harsh, judgemental, prejudiced, uneducated to the point of being uncivilised, and that their lives consisted of nothing but brutal survival, sickness death and short lifespans. If you look at movies set in the medieval era, you'd think that the weather was never anything but cloudy at best, foggy, raining or freezing. Everything's brown, grey, and covered in mud or shit.

Sure, it was brutal at times, people were quite familiar with disease, poverty, violence and death as parts of everyday life, but it wasn't all that bad all of the time. There was colour and sunshine sometimes, genuine joy, mirth and beauty. Hope and kindness just as much as there was despair and death - and the starkness between the two perhaps made both far clearer. You could live a pretty good life if you were both fortunate and careful - and if you weren't, yeah you might also get stabbed. A brutal world, but not without beauty.

Much like the city of Kouvola.

Piti äske googlata hämä-hämä-häkin sanat ku mielee tuli vaa “Aku Aku Ankka kiipes katolle/kattoluukun kautta pissas matolle/aurinko armas kuivas lätäkön/Aku Aku Ankka pissi uudelleen“

Muistin va et se hämäkäkki kiipes langalle ja et se ei pissannu

A huge FranMaya rec list

SFW:

Mine: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37121653 https://archiveofourown.org/works/34350880/chapters/85474714

Then we got two of Madi (timepatches) works. They are absolutely some of the best FranMaya in the fandom, and really long too! https://archiveofourown.org/works/31024394 https://archiveofourown.org/works/30801872

God, I think about this fic every few days: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36924331

This one is older FranMaya: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31110692

Hanahaki, and an adorable sick fic! Fran takes care of Maya: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32841097

Maya helps Fran dye her hair (very emotional): https://archiveofourown.org/works/29625684

A super cute, short coffee shop AU I like: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24726136

This one is just soft AF: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25460530

Slight hurt/comfort but mostly bonding road trip: https://archiveofourown.org/works/4873357/chapters/11172295

Hurt/comfort and Fran being vulnerable: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5559137

Just more soft: https://archiveofourown.org/works/5339144

another amazing Poodlepunk one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36845230

Krissey’s fics are amazing obviously, that’s a given: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31026074/chapters/76641320

super long fake divorce Au: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31068524

you all should know Vyn by now, but if you don’t their FranMaya is excellent: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35759221

FranMaya smut fics:

my smut that I’m most proud of: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36088561 https://archiveofourown.org/works/35257345

This is my absolute favourite, love Grace’s writing, she’s done so much for FranMaya smut with just one fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28389504

The FranMaya chapter of this smut collection is divine, knockoutmouse is stupid good at writing smut, this one includes MTF Franziska, and is really really tender and thoughtful. (knockoutmouse also has two insanely good Larry smut series.): https://archiveofourown.org/works/32346466/chapters/80188075

They’re girlfriends and Fran is sleepy here and it’s my favourite thing ever: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31465307

Look Indefensible is fucking massive so don’t read it unless you have time, but the build up of their relationship and the pay off for the smut is the greatest thing ever, I want this to be a novel: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26419027/chapters/64361530

This one’s just hot and fun: https://archiveofourown.org/works/4661076

Jazz is an amazing writer, and also they wrote this for me, so obviously it’s going on the rec list: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37481089

Poodlepunk is insanely talented, and they wrote smut for this fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35041099/chapters/87277975

phee’s smut is ridiculously good: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36220534

angsty, character driven smut: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34556809

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average ace attorney trial

phoenix: ah god im so nervous im so new to this

maya: we can do it nick!!! yayayayay

judge: hello i am here

edgeworth: hello i am calling my witness mr seekret murdahrer to the stand

seekret murdahrer: hi i am but an innocent witness. i saw harry willington kill that guy from my window. yes the defendant.

phoenix : oh shit uhhhh fuck i know!!! yes mr murdahrer um you claim to have seen mr willington from your apartment window and yet your apartment has no window!!!!

judge: order!!!!

edgeworth: tut tut tut you see mister wright mr murdahrer does have a window, your building plans are outdated!

phoenix: oh shit. um. i. LOOK AT THIS

judge: what the fuck is this

phoenix: this is a piece of tape! but as you can see, there is dust on this tape!! i picked it up at mr murdahrers apartment! in the dust on the tape you can see the serial number from the murder weapon!!!

seekret murdahrer: *rips off face* GAHHHHHHH fine i did it!!!!!@

judge: ORDER! anyway i find mr willington not guilty!

confetti: *falls*

maya: yayayay mr wright we did it!!!

edgeworth: Phoenix....... I Have Always Felt A Certain..... Way..... Towards You..... As If Our Lives Are Perhaps Intertwined...... This Thought Has Penetrated Me Deeply... And Yet I Find Myself Unable To Resist........

harry willington: wowowow thanks mr wright!!!! now i will go back to the novelty ninja dice factory and work there again!!!!

oh ok

idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful