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average ace attorney trial

phoenix: ah god im so nervous im so new to this

maya: we can do it nick!!! yayayayay

judge: hello i am here

edgeworth: hello i am calling my witness mr seekret murdahrer to the stand

seekret murdahrer: hi i am but an innocent witness. i saw harry willington kill that guy from my window. yes the defendant.

phoenix : oh shit uhhhh fuck i know!!! yes mr murdahrer um you claim to have seen mr willington from your apartment window and yet your apartment has no window!!!!

judge: order!!!!

edgeworth: tut tut tut you see mister wright mr murdahrer does have a window, your building plans are outdated!

phoenix: oh shit. um. i. LOOK AT THIS

judge: what the fuck is this

phoenix: this is a piece of tape! but as you can see, there is dust on this tape!! i picked it up at mr murdahrers apartment! in the dust on the tape you can see the serial number from the murder weapon!!!

seekret murdahrer: *rips off face* GAHHHHHHH fine i did it!!!!!@

judge: ORDER! anyway i find mr willington not guilty!

confetti: *falls*

maya: yayayay mr wright we did it!!!

edgeworth: Phoenix....... I Have Always Felt A Certain..... Way..... Towards You..... As If Our Lives Are Perhaps Intertwined...... This Thought Has Penetrated Me Deeply... And Yet I Find Myself Unable To Resist........

harry willington: wowowow thanks mr wright!!!! now i will go back to the novelty ninja dice factory and work there again!!!!

Meme time

Tämän saa reblogata, jos on äänestänyt kunta- ja/tai aluevaaleissa.

rakastamme sinua väärin

once again for the bargain price of $6.66 i will present to you a Top 5 Childhood Misadventures: April Fool’s Edition

I just got a reply by someone who apparently namesearches racism (to argue against it existing), sex work (to argue it shouldn't exist), and factorio (to argue for it).

do people just roll dice to pick their three hills to die on?

Tein sitsilauluversion siitä ’’Matkustan ympäri maailmaa, laukussa leipää ja piimää vaan” -kappaleesta

(Kertosäe:)

Syksyllä jälleen opiskelemaan,

vatsassa leipää ja viinaa vaan.

Jos mua hiukkasen onnistaa

niin opintopisteen saan.

Uusi on opiskelukaupunki,

kursseille ilmottaudun ahnaasti.

Fuksina elämä on ihanaa,

kun noppia paljon saa.

:,: Ja laulu raikaa,

kun sitsit on (*cheers*) :,:

Nyt hommat on tulleet tutuksi,

käyty on muutamat sitsitkin.

Toisena vuonna on mukavaa,

kun Kelalta rahaa saa.

:,: Ja meno maittaa,

miel’ huoleton (*cheers*) :,:

Kandi jo alkaa pilkottaa,

hiukkasen alkaa ahdistaa.

Kiinni en saa kandiohjaajaa,

jäi lähteeni puuttumaan.

:,: Voi tätä päivää,

no aikaa on... (*ryyst*) :,:

Neljäs on rupeama aluillaan,

harkkaakin pitäisi opettaa.

Vaan pääni jo alkaa hajota,

kun en kandia valmiiksi saa.

:,: Haalarit jalkaan,

viel hymyilen (*ryyst*) :,:

Viidettä vuotta opiskelemaan,

sukulaiset alkaa piinaamaan:

”Jokos se gradu on valmiina?”

Mut saikkua haen vaan.

:,: Kun väsy painaa,

juon kahvia (*ryyst*) :,:

Narumitsu AU thoughts!! <33

someone: hi

me: did you know the narrative that school shooters in the US are all bullying victims is false and originates from inaccurate coverage of one of the most infamous school shootings, the columbine shooting? in reality the columbine shooters were reactionaries who isolated themselves deliberately and followed an ideology that positioned them "above" the rest. so, a lot of school shooters are actually ideologically motivated rather than revenge motivated. no one knows this and the media paints these murderers as victims. do you want to know what the columbine effect is? also I have a lot to say about "stranger danger" as a conservative fear campaign to promote the isolated nuclear family