This Combo:

Can I come in too?? I brought a weighted blanket… and art… and snacks

*Dumps unnatural amount of various cupcakes in the fort*

SHOVING ALL MY MOOTS IN THIS PILLOW FORT

WHAT YALL BRINGING?????

@g0od-luck-macabr3-sh0ck-to0 @justa-opossum @etherealjellyfishgirl @xneolivia @radiowave-slushie @pangothepangolin @randomslinky @taco-bee @a-fucking-tornado @escapedcephalopod @halo-king3455 AND MOOT IN LAWS

YESSSSSS MY ASK GOT ANSWERED LETS GOOOOOOOO

OK SO

Disclaimer. Steven Universe AU lore. I’m just gonna lore drop about my boys and some basic infos. You gotta wait for the others if they even wanna post it.

DO NOT PRESSURE AND BOTHER THEM

With that out of the way, here’s a timeline

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So basic info, instead of the Diamonds working together like in SU, here they’re divided into 4 clans/court

Diamond Authority:

Foot Clan —-Red Diamond, Oroku Saki, Lord

Big Mama —- Purple Diamond, Big Mama, Mother, Mama

Draxum —- Pink Diamond, Father, Boss, Commander

Hamatos —- Green Diamond, Splinter, Lou Jitsu (fake form ala rose quartz), Father

Gems call their diamonds Father/Mother or Commander

The timeline is divided into 3 (maybe 4 now) era: Before, During, and After the Gem War, the fourth one is after the invasion and homeworl shenanigans

Kinda s1 big bad is Draxum and s2 big bad is Big Mama

Gem War is when the Red Court (the Foot Clan) led by Oroku Saki attacked the Green Court (the Hamatos). Nearing the end of the War, Oroku Saki gets shattered on Earth. The other Diamonds, (Big Mama and Draxum) corruption beamed the Earth to get rid of the mess, and left Earth to rot. The War ended. The rest of the Foot Clan scattered, some staying in the Homeworld and integrated into the other courts and some snuck away to try and revive Saki. (Guess whats the Shredder gonna be). The Hamatos remnant are roaming the earth in their corrupted forms. Life continued on, Big Mama and Draxums influence grew and took over Hamato and Foot Clan territories

So Cerulean:

● Lee was created on the reef as part of Big Mama’s court. His batch came out really high quality. All of them are distributed to high ranking army commanders.

● Lee was given to a Demantoid Garnet Commander and joined the ship’s crew. There, he learnt about battle strategy and planning, how to distribute armies, how to expand the empire, how to fight and how to defend.

● The Demantoid Commander was shattered by someone Earth. Lee was devastated because said commander was kind enough to him, and even taught him a lot. He kept a few of the Commander’s shards

● Since some of their army still alive, Lee included, they’re all brought back to Homeworld. Most lower ranks were culled. While the higher ranking ones were repurposed.

● Lee was supposed to be shattered too, but he managed to curry favour with one of the higher rank gems (maybe Frida), that gives him a chance to prove himself to BM. He did manage to earn her curiosity.

● Lee became BM’s personal pearl, now basically doubling as her secretary and negotiator. Got preferential treatment most of the time.

Angelo:

● Angelo emerged early post war, perfect in cut and colour ala Jasper in SU.

● After oneion is dicovered as a spy and was rejuvenated by 1D, Angelo took over his spot as a commander while Oneion was bubbled and kept away somewhere.

● During his off time not out conquering planets for the glory of the empire, he frequents the Battle Nexus, now turned to a punishment zone instead of just an entertainment sport. Saying hi to the geminis while they enact their punishment to the traitors

● He also visits and hangs out with Father’s personal weapon maker, a hidden gem called Ronin and his bodyguard Red. Sometimes One even joins them

Getting sent to Earth (listen this lore is developed a few hours ago lmao)

2D was given a chance to redeem himself by Draxum, so he was sent to Earth to check on the remaining corrupted Hamato gems. Lee was sent along to monitor him as a gesture of friendship from Big Mama. 2D and Lee do not get along at all. Their ship malfunctioned (or did it?) and they crashlanded on Earth. After roaming around for a bit, bitching all the while, they were found by Oneion, who was sent to rescue them. Oneion took them to the Avocado Temple, where they met One, Poptart, and Sprout…. Who looked… familiar. Wait. This is Lee’s commander’s shatterer. Lee pulled his weapon out and swung. A fight broke out.

One day Ronin and the now halfway corrupted 1D stumbled into the temple. Ronin snuck out by ship from homeworld and 1D was playing around with a corrupted gem shard so he got infected, they met in the wilderness somewhere

Even if Lee hates Sprouts guts they gotta stay together cause there’s corrupted gems outside and Lee doesnt wanna get shattered. Days passed, and Lee noticed Oneion keeps sneaking out of camp when no one noticed. He followed him and saw that surprise, surprise, Oneion’s reporting to Draxum. There’s a gem in his ship that has a direct line to the Diamonds. The next day Lee asked what did Oneion report and Oneion have no idea what Lee is talking about. Turned out the gold rim around one and oneions gems have a nefarious purpose. Lee called BM from the gem line, and with Draxum there with her during a Diamond meeting, told them everything.

Running away Ronin, theres still some uncorrupted remnants of Hamatos, Oneions betrayal and Sprout shattering his commander, so boom Draxum decided to come to Earth himself

There’s still a ton of other lore for each characters like I said, 10 pages or more now, of combined lore lmao. I might draw the sprout confrontation and the diamond call later, who knows

Thanks for the asks ✨

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BIRD FIGHT

So I went on a walk the other day and after I was about to leave I saw these 2 seagulls fighting over a piece of like bread I think, but they weren’t just like lightly fighting they where OUT FOR BLOOD

Mind u I was walking at a lake so there was also some ducks crows and pigeons ANYWAY

So one of the seagulls freaking AIRBOMBS the other seagull down to the water and tries to drown him by holding down his wings and head in the water

The other birds are doing NOTHING to help and soon a big group of people start to watch

After about 10 minutes of intense fighting, I kid you not, the 2 seagulls start WALKING PN THE PATH, and MAKING SEAGULLS SOUNDS LIKE THEYRE HAVING A DAMN CONVERSATION you can’t make this up istg

So after about 5 minutes they split ways, and the food is long gone by now, so I start thinking: Ok time to go now

NOPE

One of the seagulls JUMPS the other seagull AGAIN and he has his FRIENDS with him, another 3 seagulls, but they’re just flying about them since they’re fighting in the water

They go from Sea to Sky to Sea fighting for about 20 WHILE MINUTES, until one of the seagulls surrenders, swims away, and that’s all

I also got a photo and a couple of vids of them waterboarding eachother

Sadly no airbomb video tho yall are just gonna have to take my word for that one Trust Yall

Seagulls are vicious

Can I PLEEEEEASE have like a basic Pomni - Jax interaction please ✨

I love your AU so much

Their relations is very VERY strained

Pomni is nobody in the family, while Jax is a respected capo. So he looks down on her almost everytime and doesn't tolerate her talkativeness

A subordinate in the hierarchy as a whole does not even have the right to say something or ask a superior without permission. Such a "rule" was in many mafia families, and Jax is a perfect example of this kind of gangster behavior

plus Jax always treat her and always checks on her suspecting her as an undercover agent. Who knows maybe this random girl from the street is an actual cop huh

I can describe their relations like this

— hey Jax how are you?

— fuck you

— ..hey thats was rude

— kill yourself

Uh

So here’s a couple of designs for the AU me and a friend are working on called Underfact

So far I got Sans Undyne and Papyrus

I only designed Sans and Undyne

I’m def gonna explain more about the AU later but give me time

*Throws art at unexisting audience and runs*

Hey my guy (or my gal idk take ur pick XD)

Can u draw ROTTMNT Raph making pancakes but the pancake sticked to the ceiling and the others and just laughing at it

Or just Raph and pancakes if the other one is to hard

Stay awesome

I’m outie ✨

FINALLY I FINSHEDDD!!! uagha kept on forgetting and rememberingggg this was to cute to not do

bro was never trusted with pancakes again </3

( he ate the pancake from the ceiling)

@theoneandonlyjambalia <3333

OMGGGGG

I love boywithuke and in his song Two Moons at 1:51 to 1:52 IT HAS THE UNDERTALE HIT SOUND JUST TRUST

I love boywithuke def one of my favourite music artists fr <333

I wonder if boywithuke plays undertale

Anyway comment if its actually the sound or im just crazy idk anyway im outieee