Must Watch For All Trans-fansXD

Thankyou times a million for this fic! I love it and the goofballs it's about! Plus 1000% done Prowl is best ProwlXD(I'm so sorry this is super late I'm an idiot sometimes😩)

I'm sorry, I know you already did jp but pretty please Jazz/Prowl 35?^ω^

Finally had the time and oomph to get to this. :) And, dear gods, is it ever of the dumb, but it just wouldn’t stop. *lol* Here’s almost a 1000 words of a very silly thought gone too far. (Can be read as a “sequel” of sorts to the other one, I suppose.)

things you said at the top of your lungs

“How do these things keep happening to us?” Prowl muttered to himself, optics half-shuttered in annoyance at the disaster that was his life. “I swear, we must be cursed.”

“WHAT DID YOU SAY, PROWLER? DIDN’T HEAR IT!”

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My attempt at drift.Posted this on my deviantart too because the more the the merrier right?:)

Help a hard working sista out y'all! She's an awesome writer!😄❤👌

Emergency Ficlet Commissions

Alright.

THE STORY:

As some of you may know, I’m moving overseas. To the other side of the planet. Different country, different culture and dialect and everything. This is because the most wonderful woman on earth proposed to me, I said yes, and the instant my previous employer found out I was engaged to another female they decided to freeze me out.

While I am seeking legal recourse, it is a long-term thing and has allowed these multinational shitlords to stuff me around when it comes to my upcoming emigration. (Yes, they approved my visa even though I hate Pumpkin Spiced ANYTHING. Shocking, yeah?)

So here we are. Here I am.

My final paycheck has come in and I’m still about $NZ1,000 short of where I need to be to get myself and Dral safely away. I’m putting all my furniture except Nana’s chest of drawers on Trademe, but even if they sell they’re not worth much. The Wacom is going up too but I’m not sure it’ll sell. Right now my family are too focused on their “one useful child” to do more than make sure I’m out of the way so Baby Bro can take over the place with minimum fuss. They’ve made it abundantly clear they’ll do no more for me at this point besides driving me to the airport.

THE DEAL:

I have a ko.fi thing here if you wanna help. If you throw me $5 with a pairing and prompt in the subject line I’ll do you the same kind of thing Top Box Patrons get. Minimum 500-word moderately edited ficlet to go in the Top Shelf collection for you to read at any time and I’ll email you a PDF/EPub of the finished thingie for you to download at leisure.

I just… yeah. I really hate to do this to you guys. I hate asking for help but the stress is eating me alive and I don’t know what else to do. Kinda at my wits’ end. If anyone wants to help that would be beyond awesome and I’ll probably cry on you.

Roll For It

Episode 5 of the original Transformers cartoon not only returns Megatron to Earth, it also sneaks in Chip Chase and pretends like everybody including the viewer knows him already, antimatter apparently has selective explosion powers and fits on one floppy disc, the Decepticons’ quest to ignore every door on the planet continues and Rumble proves to be a very bad guard.

The next episode asks a lot of questions. What happens when the Decepticons actually manage to accomplish something? Does Cybertron have a human-friendly atmosphere? How sassy can Starscream possibly get? And will Spike be usurped by a more useful human character?

PSA:

Please be courteous to your local fanfic writers. They work very hard.

End of PSA. 

Megatron: *gets shot in the dick and falls* Ahhhh! My EqUaLiBrIuUuM!

Starscream: Megatron has fallen! I, Starscream, am the new leader of the decepticonssss! *immediately gets shot in the dick and falls*

Jazzy? That you? Lolz, saw this at Family Dollar the other day but unfortunately I chose that day to leave my wallet at homeXD maybe next time.

The shape of Earth -Flat

The Shape of Water needs to be part of a series on monster romance.

The Shape of Water - Merman Boyfriend ✅

The Shape of Fire - Hell Demon Fiance

The Shape of Earth - Bog Creature Wife

The Shape of Air - Thirst Trap Mothman

When you finish an assignment 5 minutes before the deadline and you about to email it to your professor, but the wifi start acting funny.

I just wanna see something.

If your a dude in the Transformer fandom, please like. 

And if your a girl in the Transformer fandom please reblog.