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did I do this before..

I love my mommy

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

miphlink.....fanfiction soon..?

Aunt Carol is gorgeous, haters will be turned into kibble.

Family gathering.

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

delulu is NOT the solulu this time

i am a firm believer that rep tv IS NOT coming soon!!! she is still pushing TTPD can yall stop saying she’s going to announce reputation taylor’s version during every show the woman does?

goodbye our freedoms and liberty

I want a chat noir just like him no fair. fuck you ladymug.

cries mournfully. guess who's been reading fics lately JSDFKLSDKL

paramore more like paraSLAY

..no?

paramore: @TaylorSwift,

Thank you for asking us to be a part of such an incredible moment in your life and career. We loved playing for the Swifties, we loved watching you tell your life story through this show. And we truly fell in love with your whole crew.

Congrats on one more leg of this giant, history making tour. We love you!

Paramore (x)