I Mean Fuck I Like Archie I Like Jug I Like Gettin’ Milkshakes I Like Betty I Like To Fuck I Like Time

i mean fuck i like archie i like jug i like gettin’ milkshakes i like betty i like to fuck i like time looping and gay people and the black hood i like doing riverdale shit, snort it probably would!

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2 years ago

Unlucky - Masterlist

Summary: You’re Emily Prentiss’s little sister, you work for NCIS and when your team got a case in Quantico, it’s time for her to meet your team and for you to meet hers…

Pairings: sister!Emily Prentiss x Reader, Leroy Jethro Gibbs x Reader, Aaron Hotchner x Reader (for now...)

Prologue

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

3 years ago

It’s so impressive with all the work you do, answering all the asks for fic recs! Thank you! I love subDerek and omegaDerek in Sterek fics, but it’s hard to find as it’s a lot less popular than the other way around. Would be super grateful if it was possible to put together a rec list of with this.

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krummavisur said:Hey there everybody! I am loving all the new fics. I have a BURNING NEED for some top/dominant Stiles fics. All pairings are welcome (although I have a personal weakness for Scissac and Stackson), as long as Stiles is the one who comes out on top.

Yes! I totally agree. More omega!Derek! - Anastasia

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Unbind Me by crossroadswrite

(1/1 I 2,890 I Teen)

In which Derek is a born omega but has a body of an alpha and everything feels wrong. Luckily he has Stiles who will find a way to fix it, or so he promises..“Derek,” Stiles says very carefully, walking into the tiny bathroom in Derek’s new loft. “Derek are you alright?”

Derek glares at his reflection in the mirror and hates.

He’s never been your typical cookie cut from a magazine omega but he’s never been this- this wrong. It’s just so fucking wrong he hates himself even more every time he glances at his reflection.

“Fine,” he growls low and menacingly and filled with power. He can bend will with this voice and he hates it. He thinks it’s fucking disgusting because this is an alpha thing and Derek isn’t an alpha. Derek has never been an alpha that’s not his gender and it’s wrong.

Rare Books and Special Collections by KuriKuri

(1/1 I 15,288 I Explicit)

Derek Hale hates libraries.

Unfortunately, not all books can be ordered on Amazon.

(Or: in which Derek is a grumpy omega writer, and Stiles is an annoyingly attractive alpha special collections librarian.)

I Just Don’t Even Know by planiforidjit

(22/22 I 28,323 I Explicit)

“What the actual fuck is that?” Stiles whispers, understanding that he does not want to wake the little thing in Derek’s arms.

Derek narrows his eyes at him, his eyebrows do that confused drawing together thing they do often. “A baby, Stiles.”

“I know it’s a fucking baby, Derek.“

In which a werewolf baby is left at Derek’s apartment and he and Stiles have so much sexual tension.

To Each Their Own by SylvieW

(10/10 I 32,688 I Explicit)

Stiles agrees to become the owner of a werewolf with some very special needs. Derek has been abused for so long he’s nearly feral. Stiles has to find a way to gain his trust before Derek’s heat, or he could be put down.

Can’t Be Seen Alone by skinsharpenedteeth (Gavinscotts)

(9/9 I 42,993 I Explicit I Rape)

Derek needs a date for his company Christmas party to prove to his ex-alpha, Kate, that he is over her. With the help of Issac, Boyd, and Erica (mainly Erica) they find Stiles, the company psychologist and unassuming Alpha. Fake loves turns real when chemistry abounds but will their budding romance survive Kate’s psychotic tendencies?

here comes trouble by grimm

(4/4 I 105,834 I Explicit)

All Derek wants is one day where he can sleep without worry of being woken by gunfire, without the threat of death hanging over his head. He wants a full stomach and no pain clinging to his bones, no ache in his feet from months of running. He wants a shower, a safe place to put his head. He wants his family, the healing comfort of pack. He’ll never have any of that again.

In Treatment by tzzzz

(22/22 I 166,937 I Explicit)

Derek hires Stiles, a professional alpha sex therapist, to help him through his heat.

2 months ago
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2 years ago

Sterek Fic Recs

These are all pretty decent sized fics. All are my personal recommendations, and most are pretty high up on my favorites list.

Don't forget to make sure to check the tags for each fic, because some deal with some heavier topics!

(Occasionally, I update this list, so you can check back for new additions.)

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Signed, Sealed, Delivered by TheVoiceofWrath

Word count: 20,653

Derek's soul isn't worth anything. Can't be, right? Not after everything. It's an easy decision for him, then, to offer it up in exchange for his sister's life.

If only the demon he makes the deal with weren't so intent on hanging around until Derek's contract is up...

To Have Outlived the Night by stillane

Word count: 23,448

Derek steps away from the window. “You helped me. They took that as a declaration.”

Beauty and the Ex by aggybird

Word count: 23,313

Stiles doesn't want to screw up his chances with Josh, so he does something he may regret: he goes to Derek Hale, Josh's intimidating ex-boyfriend, for dating advice.

Things don't go according to plan. But with a little magic (and werewolves) they might go all right.

Every Step You Take by Nokomis

Word count: 49,347

Stiles accidentally ends up magically bound to Derek. It’s super.

Pale Skin and Fragile Bone by fakinbrilliance

Word Count: 62,239

Stiles asks Derek to teach him self-defense.

Stuck in Reverse by crazyassmurdererwall

Word count: 65,656

Look, Derek is the worst. Everyone knows that. Their fearless leader is a total and complete failwolf.

Which means the rest of them? Are kind of the worst too. They’re a ramshackle, slap dashed, sorry excuse for a pack that’s about a half second away from getting one of them killed. And this is a problem, because Stiles would really like to survive high school. Thanks.

Still, nobody deserves what Derek has gone through. Nobody.

And it’s about time somebody told him that.

The Darkness Inside by isthatbloodonhisshirt

Word count: 51,947

He was also staring directly into the camera, as if he knew someone was watching. A creepy smile slowly slid onto the teen’s face, and he held up one hand, wiggling his fingers in a slow, eery wave.

The sheriff watched him for a moment, then he sighed and turned slightly. He reached out to open a cabinet door beside him, and pulled out a shelf. It was on a track, so it rolled out of the cabinet fairly easily, and held a small CCTV. Derek frowned and inched his chair to the side a little bit so he could get a better angle.

He was looking at a teenager, or someone at least young enough to be the same age as Scott. He was sitting on a bed in what looked to be a larger room, the area he was in surrounded by four glass walls, with his legs crossed and head tilted.

Derek felt his mouth run dry. He didn’t know who this kid was, but he didn’t like him.

“Who is that?” he asked quietly.

“That,” said the sheriff, “is my son.”

Captain’s Log: I am Sly as a Fox by isthatbloodonhisshirt

Word count: 42,594

Derek wandered into the store with him, some of the cashiers cooing at Stiles because, yes, yes, he was very cute, thank you. He was getting more attention as a fox than he’d ever gotten as a human.

Figures.

He just pouted while being carried through the store, one of the girls helping Derek with what he needed and bringing it all to the cash register for him since he seemed reluctant to loosen his grip on Stiles. He probably didn’t want him wiggling free and wreaking havoc across the store.

He was pretty destructive, he’d admit that.

Kissing: The Multi-Tool They Didn't Tell You About by Asterekmess

Word count: 36,384

There are a surprising number of things that kissing is good for.

Seeing Wolves (Where There Are No Wolves) by loserchildhotpants

Word count: 71,966

Or otherwise known as "Derek Goes to the Doctor," wherein Derek gets the therapy he so desperately needs and gets healthy. The clearer his head gets, the more room it seems to have for Stiles.

Prince Among Wolves by Rawren

Word count: 101,000

Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.

(Personally, this is currently really high up on my favorites list. Normally those spots are taken up by whichever isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) fics I'm rereading, but this fic. It's so good.)

What Goes Around Comes Around by KouriArashi

Word count: 71,451

“Well,” Stiles says, “if they’re going to hunt werewolves, I’m going to hunt them.”

It’s a ridiculous statement from a ten-year-old, but he’s obviously one hundred percent sincere. For the first time since the fire, Peter feels life stir inside him, feels purpose. It’s kismet, clearly. He’ll never meet the child he would have had with Olivia. Instead he’s met this boy, this brilliant, determined, cynical child with a world of potential.

Peter kneels down in front of him so they’re at eye level. “How do you feel about doing that together?”

(One of my top ten favorites, right here. I sat down and managed to read the entire fic in two hours and 46 minutes. It is so good. I will be checking out other works by the author.)

2 years ago

Dronarry Fest Week 1: Masterpost!

Friends! Here we are! Week one of the inaugural Dronarry Fest in the books!!! And what a week one it’s been! We’ve had epic romance, we’ve had incredible art (those. freckles.), we’ve had angst and humor and ghosts oh my! And much more to come! Until then, why not kick back with a beverage and snack of choice, take a look at our amazing works from this week (as always, mind the tags!), and leave a kudos, leave a comment, and give our wonderful MAs some much-deserved love! 

[FIC] Boy Wonder || E || 6k

Ron Weasley is a people guy. Gets on well with others, loves to socialise. Despite that, he can never figure people out. When Hermione reveals a very intimate secret about Harry, Ron begins to wonder about a few things. And when Draco Malfoy comes back to England and insinuates his way into Ron’s life, the wondering kicks up a gear. CW:  Threesome, infedelity worries, implied consent

This is exactly the kind of stuff I want when I’m exploring this ship. Three people equally madly in love with each other, meeting emotional needs that no two of them would be enough for. - gr8k8

This was AMAZING. Draco being an Amy Winehouse fan is something I didn’t know I needed, but wow, I really did. - papercupmixmaster

[ART] Lustre || T || Digital Art || for @crazybutgood

Every so often, Harry and Draco invite someone to join them in the bedroom. Ron is by far their favourite.

one word: PERFECTION 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 - bluebutter

MA, you have stolen my breath with this - maesterchill

[FIC] A Bad Joke Waiting to Happen || M || 26K || for @lumosatnight

After one too many exorcists are sent his way, Ron packs his nonexistent bags and finds a new place to haunt– a gothic little mansion. Problem is, the snooty werewolf proves hard to drive insane, and then a vampire decides to show up for good measure. CW:  non-graphic violence, references to non-consensual drug use, mild blood

I’ve literally only read the first line and I’m already loving it. - lumosatnight

Loved this story, the crack nature of it, the sweetness, it’s so so good. I could keep reading for ages it was lovely! - schmem_14

[FIC] Of Dreams and Death || T || 2.3K || for BlueSundayCake

They meet every one hundred years. At the same time, at the same pub. They order the same drinks and share the same air. Each time, however, is not the same. Ron is not the same. CW:  Alternate Universe, Inspired by The Sandman, Immortality, Angst, Jealousy, Implied Sexual Content, Very Mild Breathplay

Omg this was absolutely amazing!!! You totally captured the dreamling vibe, and the prose!!! Delightful. - BlueSundayCake

This story is fantastic! I love how you weaved these boys into this world, it works so well, and the atmosphere is an absolute dream (no pun intended 😅). - wolfpants

3 years ago
POLY!MCCALL PACK

POLY!MCCALL PACK

Part One

Part Two: They Get Jealous

Part Three : Planning

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10 months ago

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editing chapters of a marauders triwizard tournament fic while watching love is blind after getting off work at the dispo ✌🏼


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3 years ago

lets get lost by hot_damn_louis

Rating: Not Rated

Word Count: 57232

Stiles was used to hiding things from those close to him. He hid his grief from his dad, his anger from Scott, and the deep sadness from everyone else. Somehow, he can’t seem to hide anything from Derek, who is now acting more and more like a real person. Maybe even a friend. All Stiles wants is to feel normal, and Derek seems to be the most normal thing in his life.

2 years ago

Dylan O'Brien dancing with the Knicks Dancers during the New York Knicks vs. Phoenix Suns basketball game at the Madison Square Garden in New York. (January 2, 2023)

🎥©: knickscitydancers on TikTok

btw it was Dylan’s idea to do a dance. :)

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