I Hear A Good Lyric And Start Mentally Holding Up Blorbos Like Im In The Home Depot Paint Aisle Comparing

have i told y’all the story about how crab dicks are directly responsible for me and my partner getting together

honestly insects are so cute. yes even the ugly freaky pest ones. like idk maybe look into the big ol eyes of a house centipede. watch as a wasp or housefly grooms itself..like bro they are Woshing… literally they’re all just little guys little birthday boys

Peace and love on planet earth

Consider: Kenochoric.

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

one thing about me is i love a glass of water

You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae